Lesson Learned

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Duryn

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Stole from some other forums ;x

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Duryn

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YOUR MOTHERS ARE OLD DOESNT MEAN I DIDNT FIND THEM FUNNY
or something...
 
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lofff

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Originally posted by Duryn
YOUR MOTHERS ARE OLD DOESNT MEAN I DIDNT FIND THEM FUNNY
or something...
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mwahaha pwned :great:
 
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Repent Reloaded

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LOL, I would of get 2 steps from the front door then changed my mind.
 
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loxleyhood

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What kinda forums do these little treats come from?

Now I've heard about the guy who smells his sister's panties and the guy who reads the paper after having a crap, waits for crap to dry, then picks it off rather than wiping.

Damn the internet! Its corrupting me!
 
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Repent Reloaded

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Landshark .....alright ..... stop following me man ... seriously.
 
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-Nuked-

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aye that was good, its a shame there is allways 1 gimpster that has to say "old :p" its new too us lot who dont sit around all day looking for shit like that! more plz duryn
 
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