Left-handed burger

Lamp

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April Fool's Day, 1998

Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.). However, the left-handed whopper had "all condiments rotated 180 degrees, thereby redistributing the weight of the sandwich so that the bulk of the condiments will skew to the left, thereby reducing the amount of lettuce and other toppings from spilling out the right side of the burger." Jim Watkins, senior vice president for marketing at Burger King, was quoted as saying that the new sandwich was the "ultimate 'HAVE IT YOUR WAY' for our left-handed customers." The advertisement then noted that the left-handed Whopper would initially only be available in the United States, but that the company was "considering plans to roll it out to other countries with large left-handed populations." The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."

Source: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/af_1998.html
 

Heta

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not funny tbh, you realy have to be retarded to fall for something like that

and making jokes on the behalf of retarded people aint funny!
 

MadsKaizer

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Heta said:
not funny tbh, you realy have to be retarded to fall for something like that

and making jokes on the behalf of retarded people aint funny!

well... it was in america :D
 

Dakkath

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I can't remember who's line this is but it sums the situation up perfectly...

God must love stupid people... After all, he made so many of them!!!
 

Haggus

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America got POWER owned by Buger King.

Buger King is teh rox <3
 

Haggus

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ahahaha, too much time on your hands meight.

least i'm not a hippo :(
 

Jai13

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theres too many stupid people in this world, but its not fair to kill them all so lets take the saftey labels off things and let the problem sort itself out :p
 

Haggus

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Jai13 said:
theres too many stupid people in this world, but its not fair to kill them all so lets take the saftey labels off things and let the problem sort itself out :p
Balance... There must be balance in the world.
 

tris-

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wow, just wow.

spinning an evenly weighted circle thingy one 180 degrees wont do anything except you will have seen it spin :(

im amazed how america manages to be able to run things like NASA when they fall for this crap.
 

Haggus

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No.... seriously... I didn't know what it is untill Blackjack explained in a PM it's a gay movie.

He told me he's watched it so many times and he loves it. He just wishes he was one of the characters init :)

Vlad also loves this film


xD
 

Blackjack

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Haggus said:
No.... seriously... I didn't know what it is untill Blackjack explained in a PM it's a gay movie.

He told me he's watched it so many times and he loves it. He just wishes he was one of the characters init :)

Vlad also loves this film


xD

You wish fairy boy :p but even if i was gay, i would be so out of your league ;)
 

Mikah75

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Blackjack said:
You wish fairy boy :p but even if i was gay, i would be so out of your league ;)
that you are........
haggus thinks he's sexy:touch:
 

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