Laugh in the face of old age!!

Ezteq

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no i didnt mean that..... Oi stop laughing in my face damit, i meant this :twak:


Got this in a mail today made me giggle


The Difference 30 years can make....



1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair

1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to the Gold Coast because it's cool
2005: Moving to the Gold Coast because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones

1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

The people who are starting university in February across the nation were born in 1987.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had Xtra, Sky or Optus.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
 

Mojo

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Your only as old as the woman your feeling, im currently 22, which ownz for a guy born in 1973.........go me \0/

:cheers:
 

Ctuchik

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well thanks Ezteq for reminding me i turn 29 on sunday, i do NOT want to think about the fact that i turn old next year :(

my niece called me at 5 am this morning and shouted UR OLD ON SUNDAY!! and then hung up :( gonna spank her when/if i can catch her the next time i see the little biatch :p


and yes, i feel REALLY old now :p
 

Ormorof

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The people who are starting university in February across the nation were born in 1987.
hurray for 1987 :D

and who the hell starts uni in febuary? :p
 

Bracken

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The real age test is whether you ever find yourself wondering what happened to Benny from Crossroads...
 

Aoami

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Ormorof said:
hurray for 1987 :D

and who the hell starts uni in febuary? :p
Exactly what i was thinking :p Think you'll find we'll be starting in september. Psht... funny my arse!
 

Ezteq

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Bracken said:
The real age test is whether you ever find yourself wondering what happened to Benny from Crossroads...
he makes a living doing those "after they were famous" shows these days
 

Ezteq

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Aoami said:
Exactly what i was thinking :p Think you'll find we'll be starting in september. Psht... funny my arse!
i didnt write it it was a mail i got from my sister in australia...... so youll prolly find that they do start uni in feb down there cos september is very hot (i think there summer or something) so.... ow no raspberry smilie, damn will have to prod you instead :touch:
 

Mojo

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Bracken said:
The real age test is whether you ever find yourself wondering what happened to Benny from Crossroads...
he was in "keeping up appearances" iirc
 

Huntingtons

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Ezteq said:
The people who are starting university in February across the nation were born in 1987.
holy shit 8/ im '86 and i dont even have a highschool graduate, how can they start that fast >_<
 

[SS]Gamblor

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Bracken said:
The real age test is whether you ever find yourself wondering what happened to Benny from Crossroads...
Nahh last i heard he had rolled abD on calaman ;P



and remember,

The older the bull , the stiffer the horn =)
thats my line and i'm sticking to it.


Seeing as i'm 30 in june :clap:
 

Tasslehoff

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Ezteq said:
i didnt write it it was a mail i got from my sister in australia...... so youll prolly find that they do start uni in feb down there cos september is very hot (i think there summer or something) so.... ow no raspberry smilie, damn will have to prod you instead :touch:
I think you normally start in the summer, so what you said would make sense if February was hot.
 

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