Laptop burns todger

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milou

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Hot laptop burns penis

LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realise just how much until he burned his penis.
The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realised how much damage had been done.

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimetres (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

"This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.


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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
is this a 'glen' ? :rolleyes:

You really are the stupidest person using these forums, is it any fucking wonder you were bullied.
 
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S-Gray

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Hey cheers Scoobs, you maybe right? you maybe wrong? do i give a flying fuck? absolutly not
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
Hey cheers Scoobs, you maybe right? you maybe wrong? do i give a flying fuck? absolutly not

Just keep telling yourself that. Sticks and stones and all that jazz.
 
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Daffeh

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Bunny you used to be soft and fluffy and cuddly...but you've changed!


and where is my lolly?
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass


You really are the stupidest person using these forums, is it any fucking wonder you were bullied.

thats about as funny as one of bodhi' AIDS jokes :rolleyes:
 
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Embattle

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Another nice community based thread....all here at BarrysWorld :)
 
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xane

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milou - you are not allowed to have an avatar that is relevant to your name, please change one or the other.

;)
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass


You really are the stupidest person using these forums, is it any fucking wonder you were bullied.


harsh
 
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Will

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And patently untrue to be honest. There are some real dummies in here who go totally unrecognised, SG just has a habit of making himself look daft, its not the same league.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Will.
There are some real dummies in here who go totally unrecognised,


I'm sure someone will sing your praises before the day is out ;)
 
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Will

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Something about saying that with broken tags that just looks wrong.;)
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Will.
Something about saying that with broken tags that just looks wrong.;)

I bow down to the master of vB code, for he truly transcends his dummy-ness with knowledge of all that is righteous and relevant. ;)
 
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Will

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Somehow victory doesn't taste as sweet when greeted by brutal sarcasm.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Will.
Somehow victory doesn't taste as sweet when greeted by brutal sarcasm.

Revenge is a dish best served overdone in the microwave.
 
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Will

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You know, I am genuinely stuck for a reply to that. How unusual.:mad:
 
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Big G

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The original post was posted on theregister.co.uk aggggges ago.
 
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Hotteh

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which i think was the point of the general "have a go" party.dur.
 
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milou

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Originally posted by old.Big G
The original post was posted on theregister.co.uk aggggges ago.

Was it? My mistake then

Stay fluffy people...
 
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S-Gray

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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~



harsh

and just like these bullies at school, i shall ignore them/him

Words mean nothing to me
 

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