Lal la laa.

[old.Tohtori]

Walking on the battleground,
it was such a lovely day.
Nobody was around to found,
so i killed a gray.

Lal la laa, lal la lei.
It was such a beautiful day.
Dum di dei, dum di dam.
Decided to have some fun.

Nothing to do, noone to kill,
so i left to myrkwood.
Nothing to do, time to chill,
put on my green dyed hood.

Lal la laa, lal la lei.
It was such a beautiful day.
Dum di dei, dum di dam.
Decided to have some fun.

Now who was this? Guard Flintrock.
He was on his daily stroll.
Decided to stick, started to mock,
the silent nasty troll.

Lal la laa, lal la lei.
It was such a beautiful day.
Dum di dei, dum di dam.
Decided to have some fun.

Now Flinty was a nice old fellow,
he protected me on our walk.
Klomped an angry weeping willow,
but never did Flintrock talk.

Lal la laa, lal la lei.
It was such a beautiful day.
Dum di dei, dum di dam.
Decided to have some fun.

He never speaks, he never fails,
I wish that all trolls were like him.
He is the only one i like in here,
the others are just too dim.

Lal la laa, lal la lei.
It was such a beautiful day.
Dum di dei, dum di dam.
Decided to have some fun.

 

[[Cerebus]]

Which brings me to my next point.... Kids, don't smoke crack.

 

[SFXman]

looooooooolllll Cerebus...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by [Cerebus]
Which brings me to my next point.... Kids, don't smoke crack.

Smoke it? err...so that's what i've been doing wrong.

 

[Flimgoblin]

is that to any particular tune? or just a made up one

 

[Belsameth]

don't tease poor Flintrock!
he has a hard time enough already, walking from Galplen to Gna Faste and back

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Fingoniel
is that to any particular tune? or just a made up one

Just made it up, been making my co-workers think i'm insane 'cause i'm singing that chorus over and over again

 

[Sharma]

They think or they know?

 

[SFXman]

Fact gained over time.

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by SFXman
Fact gained over time.

You are experienced in this matter?

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Oh the hostility!!
*revels in bad vibrations*

 

[old.tRoG]

RaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaR!

You can't blame me... The wifes attitute this week is rubbing off on me

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
RaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaR!

You can't blame me... The wifes attitute this week is rubbing off on me

ph34 teh PMS!!!1

 

[old.tRoG]

she made me wash dishes

(Damned dishwasher broke again)

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Wait until you have to change poopy diapers....

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
Wait until you have to change poopy diapers....

uke:

Bring back the days of, "Yes sir! - Right a way sir! - Can I get you another beer sir?".

Wait....... those days never happened.

Which reminds me of a rather amusing joke which I told my wife... she didn't seem to enjoy it -

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
-None, it should be open when she hands it to you.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Strange... mine frowned when I told her teh joke.

Well, I laughed.

You know why women have such small feet?
- So they can stand closer to the stove...

 

[old.tRoG]

TEH OLD!!!111

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Alright... one more try.

What is wrong if you can see a woman through the living room window?
--
The chain is too long.

*cackles ewully and hides this thread from the missus*

 

[old.tRoG]

lol! now THAT is funny

My feeble attempt:

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning the man. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the man.

 

[Slinker]

Told my wife the can of beer one , oops , she swore at me .























She never swears......................

 

[[Cerebus]]

Q/ Why do women have small feet?

A/ So they can get closer to the sink.

Q/ Why did the woman have two black eyes?

A/ Because she needed telling twice.

Q/ What's red and invisible?

A/ No tomatoes.

 

[old.tRoG]

The last one confuses me.