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KTA (Killgorde Travel Agency) is proud to announce a new addition to its summer catalogue:
The Pensioner’s Tour of Albion Frontier
If you are approaching 50 (or already there) and are looking for a vacation with a difference, give us a call about this new and exciting package holiday.
Yes folks !!! If visiting a foreign land, meeting another race of people to study their culture, and cutting their heads off appeals to you, read on !!!
We guarantee:
The very best accommodation on offer (which isn’t saying much, judging by the sparsity and lack of facilities at the 4 keeps stayed in on the tour last night).
Day trips to the “Drake District” to admire the wild untamed countryside – and the even wilder untamed drakes.
Big Game Hunting for high-level Albion Exp’er in the Pennines. (exp killing frowned upon but allowed)
Small Game Hunting in Snowdonia and Forest Sauvage. “Gank a Grey” Days are becoming more popular…however be warned that the quarry appear to be becoming more elusive and timid. (No exp killing allowed)
“Siege Mentality” - an end-of-holiday party held at the keep of the Tour Rep’s choice (Renaris is in vogue at the moment).
You are required to bring::
An Albion Medallion
A toothbrush and paste
A large weapon of your choice
A spellbook (optional)
As much wood as you can carry to improve on the shoddy standards of the keep doors in that region.
Any toys of a mechanical nature which may be used to entertain the locals during “Siege Mentality” parties.
Limitations:
In the interests of guaranteeing personal attention to and the comfort of all involved, touring parties are restricted to 20 people of level 45 – 50. Don’t be disappointed – book well in advance !!!
NB - Accomodation is entirely free and easily accessed due to the generosity of the local inhabitants.
KTA – We “Aim” to Please
The Pensioner’s Tour of Albion Frontier
If you are approaching 50 (or already there) and are looking for a vacation with a difference, give us a call about this new and exciting package holiday.
Yes folks !!! If visiting a foreign land, meeting another race of people to study their culture, and cutting their heads off appeals to you, read on !!!
We guarantee:
The very best accommodation on offer (which isn’t saying much, judging by the sparsity and lack of facilities at the 4 keeps stayed in on the tour last night).
Day trips to the “Drake District” to admire the wild untamed countryside – and the even wilder untamed drakes.
Big Game Hunting for high-level Albion Exp’er in the Pennines. (exp killing frowned upon but allowed)
Small Game Hunting in Snowdonia and Forest Sauvage. “Gank a Grey” Days are becoming more popular…however be warned that the quarry appear to be becoming more elusive and timid. (No exp killing allowed)
“Siege Mentality” - an end-of-holiday party held at the keep of the Tour Rep’s choice (Renaris is in vogue at the moment).
You are required to bring::
An Albion Medallion
A toothbrush and paste
A large weapon of your choice
A spellbook (optional)
As much wood as you can carry to improve on the shoddy standards of the keep doors in that region.
Any toys of a mechanical nature which may be used to entertain the locals during “Siege Mentality” parties.
Limitations:
In the interests of guaranteeing personal attention to and the comfort of all involved, touring parties are restricted to 20 people of level 45 – 50. Don’t be disappointed – book well in advance !!!
NB - Accomodation is entirely free and easily accessed due to the generosity of the local inhabitants.
KTA – We “Aim” to Please
Nice one, don't forget the plastic map at the bookstore 