Kirstie Alsopp

[MrHorus]

I was watching that advert with Kirstie Alsopp earlier. I dunno what it's for, Sainsbury or some piss like that.

She might be a right posh bird but OMG those tits.

You would, wouldn't you?

 

[Shagrat]

oh yes, i know exactly what you mean.

 

[Deebs]

I have many a time whilst asleep.... Though I have to say in my dreams I have a rope tied around my waist secured to a post so I do not get lost....

 

[Shagrat]

This week on celebrity spelunking, Deebs attempts the A grade descent that is Kirstie Alsopp's yum-yums.

 

[Wij]

Really ? Bigger than Beeney's ?

 

[Deebs]

This week on celebrity spelunking, Deebs attempts the A grade descent that is Kirstie Alsopp's yum-yums.

Lol. Trust me you need a rope...

 

[old.user4556]

Love the Rt Hon Kirsty, proper fit thinking man's crumpet with cracking norks.

Tory as well, what's not to love?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

"thinking man's crumpet" = old, not very attractive and has nothing about her, at all.

Really don't understand you mentalists. She's an ordinary woman, nothing more.

 

[ECA]

She's a bit of a butterface, but I still would.

 

[Turamber]

"thinking man's crumpet" = old, not very attractive and has nothing about her, at all.

Really don't understand you mentalists. She's an ordinary woman, nothing more.

She's nearly 40, that is hardly "old" unless you are 15. But then having read a number of your posts you may well be. She's a very pretty lady, well spoken and down to earth. I wouldn't say no....

 

[old.user4556]

"thinking man's crumpet" = old, not very attractive and has nothing about her, at all.

Really don't understand you mentalists. She's an ordinary woman, nothing more.

Post some examples of the ladies / men you like so that we can all point and laugh .

 

[DocWolfe]

Er...?

She's a donkey... and not even a good looking one.

 

[Deebs]

Post some examples of the ladies / men you like so that we can all point and laugh .

Remember the CoC! No pics of cocks or stuff, I feel that Wazzerphuk will not be able to comply with your request without violating the CoC....

 

[Deebs]

Er...?

She's a donkey... and not even a good looking one.

Oh come on, if you are doing her from behind or have your eyes closed you would....

 

[old.user4556]

Not the best pic (yours i mean):

 

[old.user4556]

She's up there with cherry popping, cream licking Nigella:

 

[DocWolfe]

Oh come on, if you are doing her from behind or have your eyes closed you would....

I would rather do this beautiful donkey in this rather seductive pose, and come to bed eyes than her.

 

[Wij]

I would rather do this beautiful donkey in this rather seductive pose, and come to bed eyes than her.

*fap*

 

[Raven]

Er...?

She's a donkey... and not even a good looking one.

Nice tash!

 

[TdC]

She's up there with cherry popping, cream licking Nigella:

oh man, Nigella would get it so hard! and then make me some pie!

 

[Influenza]

She's up there with cherry popping, cream licking Nigella:

Someone would have to pull me off her

 

[Zenith.UK]

Post some examples of the ladies / men you like so that we can all point and laugh .

Jane Goldman.
Married to that tosser Jonathon Ross, but I won't hold that against her.

Big bewbs...
51875297DHN037_comedy « How good is that?

 

[Shagrat]

pj harvey, yummy. always had a soft spot for her.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Er...?

She's a donkey... and not even a good looking one.

Put me off my oats ..... how may times as she had her nose broken?

Jane Goldman.
Married to that tosser Jonathon Ross, but I won't hold that against her.

Big bewbs...
51875297DHN037_comedy « How good is that?

Why doesn't she do porn I quite like Wross tbh

 

[Punishment]

=

 

[Gumbo]

I'm glad someone else mentioned the 'tache.

Hateful woman.

Nigella however...

 

[Gumbo]

‪Nigella s XXXmas‬‏ - YouTube

 

[Lamp]

Re Kirsty: That pic Doc posted is most unflattering

Re: Mrs Ross: Hell yes. Something about her I really like.

 

[Ch3tan]

Re Kirsty: That pic Doc posted is most unflattering

Re: Mrs Ross: Hell yes. Something about her I really like.

The red hair + the huge jugs + plus she looks like a right dirty mare.

 

[Lamp]

Yeah. You know it. I bet after a few sherberts, she'd pound your nuts into a paste