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Kinect is totally uninspiring and far too expensive. MS have really fucked up in the face of the much cheaper PS move, which seems to have far better support in terms of games as well.

Both are pure gimmicks though, as the Wii shows.
 

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Looks rather shit, especially the game. Wonder why they can't make proper game just because of a gimmick controller.
 

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The guy is doing 360's and the Nails character or whatever he is called just kinda twists a bit. I don't like Wii or Kinect. It looks amazing when they feed you the bullshit, but people either sit on a sofa barely moving their wrist to play, or just have a control system which does not match the potential of the hardware.
 

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Won't be until the second generation of controller-less games come along that there's likely to be anything inspiring to see.

As a device the Kinect seems fine to me but I've read it needs you to have a lot of floorspace because the ideal play distance from the device is a good couple of meters for an adult.

Personally, I have little interest in body-control/controllerless games so it matters very little to me.

The video guy is proper shite though.
 

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Move is way more precise than wii/kinect and doesn't have stupid space requirements ( well less stupid ), only problem is they all have the same problem the wii has - where are the fucking games?

All I see is terribad kiddy minigame shit.
 

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Pointless waste of money. I really can't see how they can justify the price tag. If you want that sort of motion control it basically makes the XBOX the most expensive console. Why would anyone in their right mind pay more for a inferior product?
 

old.Tohtori

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Won't be until the second generation of controller-less games come along that there's likely to be anything inspiring to see.

Problem is; this is the second generation already ;)

The reason they make sh*t games for these type of things, is rather simple;

Forced gimmick and forced launch.

You "have" to use the gimmick and as such, you're forced to certain choices. Mainly gameplay design going out the window because "While that's an innovative way for the character to move, it's not gimmicicky". So you're left a bit under the mercy of the gimmick, which, to be fair, sucks. For example the PS dildo thing; why do they force it in FPS when FPS works just fine? Beacuse it's the gimmick.

Forced launch on the other hand is the other problem. They need to get a product out there on launch and because they have to make a demo of the gimmick thing JUST to sell it to producers, it's mostly based around that too.

Or it's ordered by "bi moeny", in which case there's not one game designer calling the shots. Suits making games equal sh*t games.
 

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Pointless waste of money. I really can't see how they can justify the price tag. If you want that sort of motion control it basically makes the XBOX the most expensive console. Why would anyone in their right mind pay more for a inferior product?

see Aada ?
 

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That 'neat' trick he did was priceless.

Just a load of old shit it looks like.
 

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lmao@at his arse falling out of his tracky bottoms
 

old.Tohtori

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lmao@at his arse falling out of his tracky bottoms

lmao at at? :D

lol->
at-at005.jpg
?
 

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I for one lol at ATs, the design is fucking stupid - who would deploy something so obviously insane in design?

Imperial Troops officer exams must be really easy.
 

old.Tohtori

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Yeah they really aren't the most effective wartool.

STs are rather handy.
 

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Microsoft should try and pull that, it makes it look shit.

Yes I know it is shit but they have a few weeks of people buying it before word spreads.
 

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Microsoft should try and pull that, it makes it look shit.

Yes I know it is shit but they have a few weeks of people buying it before word spreads.

Under what legal justification in any country can they get video reviews of their products taken down?

Wii 2.0 really, which is all they were aiming for.
 

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Had a go on Dance Central last night, pretty fucking good and kids love it. Real shame that alot of the other launch titles are turgid shite but it could still be a great product for the mainstream, I don't see the hardcore gamers anywhere near it though as it just isn't accurate enough for the type of games they play i.e. FPS.
 

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I just can't take Kinect seriously as a product after seeing gameplay of Kintectimals. Seriously, a game based around patting a kitten.

Wow.
 

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I just can't take Kinect seriously as a product after seeing gameplay of Kintectimals. Seriously, a game based around patting a kitten.

Wow.

Nothing wrong with getting your hands on some pussy. :D

Also I am pretty sure that you are not the target audience for Kintectimals. :D
 

old.Tohtori

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And if patting pussies is not your cup of tea, there's always Kinecticles.
 

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