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Nothing beats eating a Zinger Tower Burger, well actually something beats that. Eating a Zinger Tower Burger while an obese lady watches you 2 seats down on the tube looking ready to pass out from distress watching
 

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Nothing beats eating a Zinger Tower Burger, well actually something beats that. Eating a Zinger Tower Burger while an obese lady watches you 2 seats down on the tube looking ready to pass out from distress watching

fuck yeah man, zinger tower burger <3
 

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i swear this chick was battling demons in her head a couple of times im sure was gearing up to take it off me
 

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zinger tower burgers are the tits man. Only thing i'll eat from that place.
 

Moriath

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prefer fillet tower burgers imo ... no zing for meh
 

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Cheers Lamp i want another one now
 

Ch3tan

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Give me 2 pieces of chicken, 3 wings, chips and gravy over any of their burgers, any day.
 

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Presentation often causes concern too, with some ZTs presented to the customer lopsided forcing a quick re-alignment job whereby the top section of the bun has to be removed, the Chicken reseated centrally on the bun's base and if necessary the Hash brown needs to be gently shifted so it rests directly atop the Zinger Fillet..

ahh but thats part of its charm and thats why we love it
 

Raven

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My own shit in a roll would be nicer than anything from Kentucky fried rat
 

Sparx

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if your shit is tastier than a ZT burger then sign me up buddy
 

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To be honest, give me a home-made roast chicken, crispy skin, roast potatoes (crispy on the outside, fluffy inside), lashings of gravy (made from the chicken's own juices - none of that packet gravy shite), and some veg.

That dinner registers 40megadrools on the yum-ometer
 

Marc

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Are you all insane?? KFC is fucking shit these days. Its awful!!

For those that can remember it in the 80s, now THAT was KFC. A million times nicer than the dogshit they serve you with these days
 

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wicked zinger, towered and large. Pepsi and gravy. Plain burger just hash brown and cheese.


No shit, im eating one right this second and it tastes so good. I even have a pic
 

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Are you all insane?? KFC is fucking shit these days. Its awful!!

For those that can remember it in the 80s, now THAT was KFC. A million times nicer than the dogshit they serve you with these days

You sure its not just cause you are old and nostalgia/weaker taste buds kicking in?

:D
 

xomer

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Kfc :clap:

tho in Athens we have only a few of em.
 

Ormorof

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i dont like KFC much but the zinger tower burger is pretty freaking good...

for those times when you just need grease, fried in grease, covered in grease with a side helping of.... ketchup ;)
 

Jiggs

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In the USA they are good because the sides are awesome.
 

Maeloch

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What puts me off is the rubbery bones, those chickens are seriously fucked up.
 

old.Tohtori

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Haven't ahd a chance to get KFC. We do have a suthern fried chick i town, delish Finn food.

The reason, btw, that fast food palces tasted better in the last millenia, is that no healthnuts had their way with them :eek:

F*cking lowfat, lowsalt, lowtaste motherf*ckers, ruining a food place they don't even use!
 

Sparx

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give me artificial colouring and flavouring any day haha
 

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