KEZ you big, gay girl!

[Summo]

Post more stuff, you miserable, am00sing git!

(Heh. I love this 'Users currently browsing the forum' malarkey )

 

[gremlin]

Leave Kez alone, he's mine ffs!

 

[Summo]

Hmm... Not so funny if they don't reply.

*tumbleweed*

 

[old.tankie..]

It really is taking it too far when hello kitty sell:

..their own toaster... and..

...a hello kitty iron.

 

[Summo]

Okaaay... Didn't think this thread could get any more pointless after that first post... but there it is.

 

[bigbb]

/me places order for SomeGuy's xmas pressie

 

[Summo]

Just the toaster, plz. I have the iron.

 

[bigbb]

Okeh, i'll keep the iron. Does it press well?

 

[old.tankie..]

soz I didn't wanna make it pointless but I didn't have anything else to say

 

[bigbb]

I have to admit, in my time here ppl rarely do. Mindless babble somehow seems strikingly interesting on these forums.

 

[old.tankie..]

true.

 

[bigbb]

Is it me, or are those pantelons the young panda is sporting just a little saggy?

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by bigbb
Okeh, i'll keep the iron. Does it press well?

It is rather special, though whilst utilising the 'steam' option, it tends to leave small limescale deposits, noticeable on my whites.

Certainly, the Hello Kitty™ Hair Dryer is high on my wish-list.. *hint*

 

[gremlin]

Originally posted by tankie..
It really is taking it too far when hello kitty sell:
..their own toaster... and..
...a hello kitty iron.

Not really, because if you ever go to Japan you will notice the entire nation is addicted to Hello Kitty stuff and will always buy it, thus ensuring the Sanrio company perpetual profits.

Expect the world to be taken over by that cute cat any time soon.

 

[bigbb]

golly, with such an adorable product such as this, it's a wonder it doesn't sport a name such as the 'Hello Kitty™ Hair Dryer 3000 Double Blaster'

 

[Summo]

Maybe next season, right BigBB?

/que shopping-channel style ripple of studio laughter

Getting back to this christmas, *ripple* have you seen the adorable Hello Kitty™ handy tableware set?

Eating dinner will surely never be the same! Only $9.99, would you believe? I'd certainly win a few points at my next informal dinner party with this beautiful set. Measuring only 8.25 by 5 by 4 inches, it leaves plenty of room on your table for the Hello Kitty™ Tare Panda Glass Set, a great new set of Tare Panda glasses - each measures 6.25 by 6.25 by 3.5 inches.

Just look at that quality! Hold it up to the light... there. Your dream price? Only $12.99! Remarkable. Truly joyous.

What do you have for us there, BB?

 

[old.tankie..]

the world to be taken over!?
this worries me.
hello kitty is v cute tho.
its probably all a disguise though so she can take over the world etc

 

[bigbb]

Well over here Summerous SomeGuy *ripple* we have a luxurious selection of finely crafted Hello Kitty™ torches!

/me open arms, extend fake smile

Never get lost again with your 'Hello Kitty™ Torch giving you a guiding light, only $24.95* from any leading torch suppliers.

*close up on smile*
*sparkle*

* Torch is not not complete upon purchase, 'Hello Kitty™ light bulbs and light reflectors are sold seperatly for the price of only $23.95, each.

 

[old.tankie..]

woo woo
sparkle sparkle

wish mine did that.

 

[Summo]

I have seen the light! *ripple*

Now then, BB... Have you ever been the victim of a serious, violent crime? *subtle light change* Well, several people a year do suffer from such terrible acts, even right here in the US of A.

Fortunately, Hello Kitty™ are here to help, with the Hello Kitty™ range of festive mace products. Hello Kitty™ Pepper Spray* comes in a variety of colours and flavours and is small enough to fit in any handbag or purse. Just queeze the nozzle here..

*spray*

and any would-be attacker instantly thinks again! And what price for this wonderful protection? Only $14.99 until 31 December. Wonderful.



*product is not complete upon purchase. Spray, nozzle and vestibule are available for only $39.99.

 

[bigbb]

Well that's a blinding offer there SomeGuy *ripple*

If you have already called to make your purchase from the superb Hello Kitty™ range please be aware a supplementary 'administration' charge of $29.95 was credited to your bill for our secretary's photocopying of anatomy.

Your details have been held for further postal spam and credit card details to be displayed on the internet in the coming days.

Thank you for buying with Hello Kitty™ and rest assured you made the right choice*

*No refunds, our father company Microsoft insists our 'sell faulty' policy must be maintained throughout our product range and subsequently, we don't give a shit.

 

[Summo]

So from me, SomeGuy and the lovely BigBB... may we wish you a warm and safe Hello Kitty™ festive season, with whomsoever's family you chose to spend it with.

Goodnight.

*grin*

 

[bigbb]

/me waves

/que dodgy end titles with song: Europe - The Final Countdown

 

[old.TUG]

£2.99 at Toys'r'Us

 

[bodhi]

The bodykit was yes. The car comes free with a packet of corn flakes.

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by TUG


£2.99 at Toys'r'Us

Argh not again

uke:

 

[Summo]

No cars in my gay Kez thread!

 

[bigbb]

I don't believe Hello Kitty cars are currently available for the European Market. We will however take this idea in due consideration and I have passed several blue print plans to my research and development officer, SomeGuy.

(Be back on at 21:00 chaps /me waves bye bye)

 

[Sar]

Well they'll have hit product saturation when they can't sell the Hello Kitty Gimp mask and Anal Intruder box set anymore.

 

[Summo]

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