Kazaa contest

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nath

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I'm at home with the flu, and i'm bored shitless. As a result, I started typing random stuff in to kazaa. I've come up with an exciting idea for a contest!! Hurrah I hear you cry.

Anyway, the challenge is to come up with a word (nothing too fancy like onomatopoeic) something that you use in every day life, type it in to a video search, and if you find a word that brings no porn results.. you win a cucumber.

Off you go then.

edit: forgot to mention, has to come up with some results, just not porn.
 
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whipped

Guest
Try Mary Poppins. Surely that won't bring up pr0n.

edit : Whipped sees the word, word, and changes his word to Poppins.
 
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Summo

Guest
Hehe. Like it!

Though I've noticed a definite lack of search results since Kazaa 2.0 has been around :/ Evident in the fact that hardly anyone ever downloads from me anymore. Usually there was always at three or four files being uploaded whenever I opened Kazaa, now I rarely get any.

But I digress...

KAZAA COMPO! \o/
 
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xane

Guest
I could do with a cucumber, I had to give them up to afford my BW account :)
 
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whipped

Guest
My God! I can't believe poppins gave me porn :(

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Testin da Cable

Guest
that doesn't sound very erotic either if you ask me. you ever seen bukakke?
 
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nath

Guest
There's not a lot on the internet I haven't seen tbh :|

No, it's not really erotic, but it's porn, hence no cucumber for whipped.
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
there was me wondering what 'eyes wide shut' really meant :/
 
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ECA

Guest
odd how it says found 5 files yet theres only one

/me suspects photoclops
 
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ECA

Guest
btw, i searched for teddybear and came up with 56 results, of which about 10 were porn

:touch:
 
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whipped

Guest
Honest that was what I got. The "Find more files from this user" thing is obsuring the + sign that indicates there is more than one person with this file. Clicking it would show you the other 4.
 
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nath

Guest
I was going to moan about dictionary terms only, but:

moo Pronunciation Key (m)
intr.v. mooed, moo·ing, moos
To emit the deep, bellowing sound made by a cow; low

I think danger wins a big cucumber. And teddybear really should be two words... a gerkin for whipped.
 
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whipped

Guest
I was going to mention this, but I did the moo in the video search and it still past. Beaten again :(
 
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danger

Guest
Originally posted by whipped
I was going to mention this, but I did the moo in the video search and it still past. Beaten again :(

doesn't search "everything" search for vids then? I wouldn't know coz i've never used it, normally I'd just click vid if I've got the hr0n or song if i'm b0r3d :p

having said that

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

m0000000000000000000oooooooOOOOOOOO000000ooooo0000000ooooooo000000000000000

:m00: :clap: :clap:

I gladly accept this honour... Ladies I'm not single but my girlfriends ugly, any offers on an upgrade would be gladly received!

thankyaw thankyaw!
 
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nath

Guest
There are several cucumbers, don't get any delusions of grandure just yet.
 
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danger

Guest
Originally posted by nath
There are several cucumbers, don't get any delusions of grandure just yet.

I acheived something! DON'T take that away from me :twak: :eek:


:D
 
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nath

Guest
It's funny you should say that, just did a search for 'moo' and it came back with an anal sex vid. I'd post the evidence, but the upload to pipex is screwing up.

<takes back cucumber>
 
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Chalky's_Wife

Guest
OK tried to think of the least sexy thing- took a while- boy aren't humans perverse when even every day objects can be tied to a sexual connotation, anyway I digress- would one of you try COLANDER for me? only thing I could come up with.
Ta
 
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nath

Guest
The trouble is, it has to come up with some video results, just not porn.


Colander came up with nothing I'm afraid..
 
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danger

Guest
Originally posted by nath
<takes back cucumber>

NO YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.... IT'S MINE............ errr besides I don't think you'd want it now.....
 
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danger

Guest
Anyway how are we going to work this... I mean what's available changes constantly..... I mean you could come up with an innocent word like fluffle..... and claim a prize then I oculd rename some of my kinky-leatherbondage-uber-snuff vids to fluffles_get_arse_fucked_then_snuffed.avi

hmm I really have too much time on my hands.....
 

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