Lamp
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Just emptied my bowels in the toilet and stank the room out.
Now my wife is complaining about the smell -
- Couldn't you have opened a window
> Yes, but I didn't. I could open it now
- No don't bother. Whats the point ? I can smell it now
> Well if I open the window the smell will clear quicker
- Well couldn't you have used the air freshener. Thats why I bought it
> Air Freshener..!? I've been using that as deodorant
- You're such an animal. You're banned from eating so you can't shit any more and stink my house out.
etc
Women ! You drop one stinky poo and its World War III.
I'm going to the pub
Now my wife is complaining about the smell -
- Couldn't you have opened a window
> Yes, but I didn't. I could open it now
- No don't bother. Whats the point ? I can smell it now
> Well if I open the window the smell will clear quicker
- Well couldn't you have used the air freshener. Thats why I bought it
> Air Freshener..!? I've been using that as deodorant
- You're such an animal. You're banned from eating so you can't shit any more and stink my house out.
etc
Women ! You drop one stinky poo and its World War III.
I'm going to the pub