Just stank the toilet out

Lamp

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Just emptied my bowels in the toilet and stank the room out.

Now my wife is complaining about the smell -
- Couldn't you have opened a window
> Yes, but I didn't. I could open it now
- No don't bother. Whats the point ? I can smell it now
> Well if I open the window the smell will clear quicker
- Well couldn't you have used the air freshener. Thats why I bought it
> Air Freshener..!? I've been using that as deodorant
- You're such an animal. You're banned from eating so you can't shit any more and stink my house out.

etc

Women ! You drop one stinky poo and its World War III.

I'm going to the pub :D
 

Ormorof

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lol, i had an argument with my housemate the other day about the same subject, as if theirs smell of roses!
 

Solo

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Could be worse, at a mates house at uni one of them brought a piece out on bog roll to ask their housemates if it looked weird.
 

Olgaline

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haha :D
hmm aflik my girl is the odd one out, she applauds me!
*thats to say, I choose to filter out the sarcasm* try it, it's great for your confidance...
 

Rubric

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Tell her she must have poisoned you with her dodgy cooking.
 

Heta

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at work I usually tell everyone not to enter when I have had a shit that's so foul that you can taste the smell, so no one will accidentally go in after and have a heart attack
 

Nate

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Isn't it mainly down to diet/activity as to how much your shit stinks?

You can attack from two fronts, she isn't feeding you properly and your not getting enough sex.
 

Imgormiel

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Just emptied my bowels in the toilet and stank the room out.

Now my wife is complaining about the smell -
- Couldn't you have opened a window
> Yes, but I didn't. I could open it now
- No don't bother. Whats the point ? I can smell it now
> Well if I open the window the smell will clear quicker
- Well couldn't you have used the air freshener. Thats why I bought it
> Air Freshener..!? I've been using that as deodorant
- You're such an animal. You're banned from eating so you can't shit any more and stink my house out.

etc

Women ! You drop one stinky poo and its World War III.

I'm going to the pub :D


Heh you rose to the bait on that one too haha ;P
 

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