Just a silly Joke

Tisme

Loyal Freddie
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
252
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."
"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves".

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward.

Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the
entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
the price of the female brains because they've actually been used."
 

swords

Can't get enough of FH
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
4,337
See thinking about Shoes all the time melts your brain.
 

Nuked

Fledgling Freddie
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
1,071
ahh good joke, didnt actually laugh as such, but i did find it smart and well thought out
 

kirennia

Part of the furniture
Joined
Dec 26, 2003
Messages
3,857
Tisme said:
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."
"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves".

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward.

Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the
entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
the price of the female brains because they've actually been used."
You shoulda said the doctor was a female then we coulda laughed at the inability for females to understand business pricing and how they always make up an excuse for their downfalls no matter how stupid their actions were :)
 

Adoctor

Fledgling Freddie
Joined
Jan 12, 2004
Messages
464
the doctor couldn't of been a women as they can't stand all that ekkkky blood.
 

swords

Can't get enough of FH
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
4,337
Adoctor said:
the doctor couldn't of been a women as they can't stand all that ekkkky blood.
Doctors dont see blood...thats my job!
 

BlitheringIdiot

One of Freddy's beloved
Joined
Dec 24, 2003
Messages
898
They then had a lengthy discussion about whether the 'loved one' was in fact male or female, none could remember (apparantly).
The family clubbed together everything they had, they had to re-mortgage their house and the grand parents had to sell their car.
The brain was purchased and the operation loomed...

They all stood outside nervously, awaiting the results from the doctor.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"Im afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. Your loved one is dead and it turns out the insurance doesnt cover this kind of operation."

The family ended up on the streets and eventually one by one they either died of sexually transmitted diseases (through prostitution),illnesses due to the cruel conditions they had to live in or loneliness as gradually they all faded away...

<bah dum tsch>
 

swords

Can't get enough of FH
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
4,337
/em wonders whether the victim in ALa's avatar is Tisme... :cheers:
 

Conchabar

Fledgling Freddie
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
1,732
Tisme said:
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
the price of the female brains because they've actually been used."
i feel sum how insulted :p though funneh :D
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top Bottom