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Lyonesse 8:30 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs !!!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Of course they are Albs ! I want numbers, direction, classes !!!!"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "They are 7 on the road, Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "7 ! not bad for excalibur..."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha...good XP coming "
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Maybe one stealther..."
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "Hmm who is Scout 22 ? new one ?"
[Guild] Goblin Recruiter: "Yes Sir, a clone you know "
<Goblin Tangler sighs>
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "I see..."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : "5 blue and 2 green Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhaaaa ! easy kill...lets zerg them !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Calm down you !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Maybe a trap Sir , another team may flank us! "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Bah ! they are only Albs, not Hibs or Mids"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I was joking Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Haha good one Tactician !"
<Goblin Tangler bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Bombardier bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Tactitian bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Scout 22 bursts into laughter>
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Sir !Sir ! i see a Simulacrum with them !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Damn a Cabalist ! they are back !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Maybe a gimped spirit cabby...hahaha"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stop joking Tactician when a matter cabalist is around !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Everyone buff up and equip matter resist gears !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: go closer and look the other classes."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Sorry Sir but i dont want to be mezed !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler : " Damn clone !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician : " Maybe he's rigth Sir and there is a Sorcerer !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler : " Sorcerer maybe but do you think there is a mind Sorcerer alive ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician : " A sorcerer is a Sorcerer Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Ok ! when they attack dont stay grouped like Albs waiting a bard mez ! i repeat : DONT STAY GROUPED !
Lyonesse 8:47 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Why they dont attack us Scout 22 ? where are they ?
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : They are on the road Sir in the middle of the graves.
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : They look the graves and seem anxious.
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier : " maybe we can attack then"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : Puller incoming ! Puller inc !
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Ok : i will smite the Cabby.
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Remember: Casters and healers first !
Goblin Tangler yells: All CHARGE !!!!
[Group] Goblin 76: "Damn rooted !"
[Group] Goblin 56: "Rooted !"
[Group] Goblin 57: "Rooted !"
[Group] Goblin 35: "Rooted too
"
[Group] Goblin 76: "Cool a dot just breaks my root"
[Group] Goblin 56: "Same here ! haha Cabby sucks !!!"
[Group] Goblin 57: "Yes but we are doted now"
[Group] Goblin 35: "Who cares ! we have enough HP now."
[Group] Goblin 76: "Let's get the Cleric !"
Goblin 76 yells: "Team 1 here : we got the Cleric !"
Goblin 103 yells: "Team 2 here : Sorcerer down."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good job guys. I just got the Cabby myself."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : "They retreat Sir !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Hahaha they suck !"
[Group] Goblin Bombardier: "Team 1: Stay with me.Chase them all ! Muhahahaha !"
Lyonesse 9:03 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where are you guys now ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "By the bridge at Avalon Marsh, we just got 2 guards Muhahaha !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Tactician: where are the Albs going?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician : "I think they are going back to Barrows, Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhaha the cabby is bound at Avalon.Lets kill again !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stop that ! we are not on dred servers !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Can we at least zerg Adribard's Retreat while we are there ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Nope ! Go back to Lyonesse all now !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Tactician: do you think the Albs will come back one day ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I dont think so Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Well back to crafting"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Woot ! i just killed Zarbix on the way back !"
<Goblin Scout 22 flexes>
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Orange con ! good XP"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Grats bud !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmmmm....He didnt mez you?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Nope he was sitting by the forge at Cornwall, crafting i guess."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Nice kill man !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmm Recruiter..."
[Alliance] Goblin Recruiter: "Yes Sir, Scout 23 is also a clone. I'm sorry"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "When does 1.64 go live ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Recruiter: "Soon Sir,very soon"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good !"
Lyonesse 8:30 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs !!!!"
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "My god ! i hate this scout !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhaaha ! They are back ! I will level today"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs !!!!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stop spamming the /as chat !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where? Numbers? con?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "They are 5 on the road Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Yeah !! Good group bonus !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "3 oranges and 2 greys Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "They come for powerleveling the greys Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Powerleveling here ? Brave albs!"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahahaha... Silly Albs !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "One orange is a cleric named Conquer."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Conquer? hmmm...the cleric going LD every 10 minutes?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Nope Sir.This one is Holybane and he's a Friar."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Conquer is the cleric always AFK Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Arffff ! Too bad the Friar is not here, i like Friars!"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "One Cabalist and his simulacrum too Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Again?"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha ! I like their big pet..too funny !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: Goratrix ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Nope Sir. His name is Jabbez."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmmm a new one..."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Tactician : When they will understand their Dot sucks against us now ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I dont know Sir....Albs you know"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good point !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "The last orange is a Wizardress named Ellissa."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Ellissa ? hmmmm...The Earthly Wizardress and his funny ground target spell ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Yes Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "I like her ! She's so cute !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "So one Cleric,one Cabby and this funny girl against us ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmmm.....are they suiciding ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "You forgot the 2 greys Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "ROFL ...Good one again Tactician !"
<Goblin Tangler bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Bombardier bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Tactitian bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Scout 22 bursts into laughter>
Lyonesse 8:43 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22 : So ? are they pulling ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Nope Sir. I think they are looking for the Trees."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Damn ! "
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "That's not fair ! I want some XP too !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I will /report them, Sir."
Goblin Tactician yells: "NERF THE TREES !!!!"
Goblin Bombardier yells: "#@§% TREES !1!1!!"
Goblin Tangler yells: "damn trees"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : "Well...They are pulling the Trees now
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I have an idea Sir : We can pull the Albs with a Scout ! "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Great idea Tactician ! But not with Scout 22 please, I hate this clone"
[Alliance] Goblin Recruiter: "All Scouts are clones now. Sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Well..."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "I wanna pull ! I wanna pull ! Muhahahaa !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Calm down you !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Finally Scout 22 is a good choice."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22 : Listen carefully please !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "You will pull the Albs..."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Woot !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "First: We need them full health, we need all their XP !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Second: Dont hurt them too bad ! We need them to come..OK ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "I will do Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good boy ! Go now."
Ellissa was just killed by a Pygmy Scout
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stupid clone !"
[Alliance] Goblin Recuiter: "We are sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22 : Come back silly! NOW !"
Conquer was just killed by a Pygmy Scout
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Ding 45 !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Grats Man !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 24: "WTG !!!"
Jabbez was just killed by a Pygmy Scout
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Wow nice group bonus !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "I wanna come ! Let me kill the greys please !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I think no more Albs will come to Lyonesse Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Recuiter : "We are really sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Where are you going Sir ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Sir ??"
Goblin Tangler was just killed
LYONESSE 5:30 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "I will quit this server!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Why Sir?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "I am bored ! No more Albs play with us..."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I know Sir , i know..."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Wait ! i have an idea : we can make a small team and go to Emain!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "OMG ! i love you Tactician."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Let me make a /cg."
Goblin Tactician has joined the chat group
Goblin Tangler has joined the chat group
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Thank you Tactician!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "You are welcome Sir."
Goblin Bombardier has joined the chat group
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha..some actions?"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Soon man, soon."
Goblin Scout 22 has joined the chat group
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Woot!"
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "Oh no ! not him please!"
[Guild] Goblin Tactician: "We need a scout Sir.They are fast."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Ok lets go."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Keep our house safe guys. If some Albs come, don't kill them all this time!"
CORNWALL FARM 5:41 PM
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Bombardier: Stop killing Giant Rooters!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs!!!!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: Stop with these macros!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "I see one Stable Master at the farm Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "We can take some horses then."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Good idea...Bombardier: go speak with him."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Yeah!"
Addard Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "My god!"
Patrick Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
Brice Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaa ! This family sucks!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Stop that!"
John Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
Byron Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Zone clear!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Nice job bud."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: did he kill all the horses?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Nope Sir.One horse left."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Of course i will take the horse and you will run guys."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Of course Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Me killed all, me did all the job and this F$#%£ Boss takes the horse!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Errr..mistell."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes bud. He sucks!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Ooops...mistell."
CASTLE SAUVAGE 6:03 PM
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Wow nice castle."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Yes Sir , very nice architecture..."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha! Lets claim it!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Bombardier : dont move please!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "We need to speak with Sall Fadri for the necklaces Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "I wanna speak! I wanna speak!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "NO!!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "NO!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Ok i have the necklaces Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "One Pally on the pad...we invite Sir?"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Pally for RvR! OMG good one Tactician!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Thank you Sir"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming! Incoming!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs!!!!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Macro!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Sorry Sir...Porters incoming."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Neck check!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Weapon check! Muhahahaa!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "He will cast the spell soon now Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Good."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Who?"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Master Visur"
Master Visur was just killed by Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Dont worry! Me got him."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Nice kill bro!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Damn!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Bombardier: Give me your weapon now!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "But he was casting..."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Shut up!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes bud, he sucks."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Ooops...mt."
EMAIN MACHA 6:37 PM
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Wow nice grass!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Boss i need my weapon..."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Shut up!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: Do your job."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes?"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Go scouting!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Oh ! Sure Sir."
Pygmy Scout was just killed by Whistles
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Ouch!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "WTF!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Damn Stealther!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "How many?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "hmmm...One."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "One?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "I dont understand, he was smaller than me and..."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "HE CHEATS!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Where are you?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Down by the road."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "We are coming..."
Goblin Scout yells for help from west
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "We are there bro."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Hmmm this area seems very quiet..."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Rez me!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "We dont have rezzer!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "You suck!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Are you lagging guys too?"
Asmurf casts a spell
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Damn rooted!"
Asmurf casts a spell
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Arrfff ! I cant move!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Hehe i'm fine"
Pygmy Tactician was just killed by Bile !
Pygmy Tactician drops a bag of coins
Pygmy Tactician drops Coral Chain Leggings
Bile picks up Coral Chain Leggings
<Bile says something in a language you dont understand>
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "My leggings! Kill this Bile!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "We cant move!"
Asmurf casts a spell
Asmurf casts a spell
Asmurf casts a spell
Pygmy Tangler was just killed by Asmurf
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Shit! I need some epic armor!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Oh sorry Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muahhaha! me can move now. Me will ZERG them all!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Go bro!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Go Bombardier!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Go Bombardier!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Little blue mans are funny Muahahha! Let me...MY WEAPON!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Opps sorry boy"
Pygmy Bombardier was just killed by Asmurf
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Arffff! Me want weapon, me want Lyonesse, me want Albs."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Well...Release?"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Wait! Someone coming..."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "A cleric! Conquer!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "My Conquer!!!!"
Pygmy Tangler yells for help
Pygmy Tactician yells for help
Pygmy Scout yells for help
Pygmy Bombardier yells for help
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a small chest
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is old but still having a good laugh at it
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs !!!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Of course they are Albs ! I want numbers, direction, classes !!!!"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "They are 7 on the road, Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "7 ! not bad for excalibur..."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha...good XP coming "
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Maybe one stealther..."
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "Hmm who is Scout 22 ? new one ?"
[Guild] Goblin Recruiter: "Yes Sir, a clone you know "
<Goblin Tangler sighs>
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "I see..."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : "5 blue and 2 green Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhaaaa ! easy kill...lets zerg them !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Calm down you !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Maybe a trap Sir , another team may flank us! "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Bah ! they are only Albs, not Hibs or Mids"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I was joking Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Haha good one Tactician !"
<Goblin Tangler bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Bombardier bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Tactitian bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Scout 22 bursts into laughter>
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Sir !Sir ! i see a Simulacrum with them !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Damn a Cabalist ! they are back !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Maybe a gimped spirit cabby...hahaha"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stop joking Tactician when a matter cabalist is around !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Everyone buff up and equip matter resist gears !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: go closer and look the other classes."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Sorry Sir but i dont want to be mezed !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler : " Damn clone !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician : " Maybe he's rigth Sir and there is a Sorcerer !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler : " Sorcerer maybe but do you think there is a mind Sorcerer alive ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician : " A sorcerer is a Sorcerer Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Ok ! when they attack dont stay grouped like Albs waiting a bard mez ! i repeat : DONT STAY GROUPED !
Lyonesse 8:47 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Why they dont attack us Scout 22 ? where are they ?
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : They are on the road Sir in the middle of the graves.
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : They look the graves and seem anxious.
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier : " maybe we can attack then"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : Puller incoming ! Puller inc !
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Ok : i will smite the Cabby.
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: Remember: Casters and healers first !
Goblin Tangler yells: All CHARGE !!!!
[Group] Goblin 76: "Damn rooted !"
[Group] Goblin 56: "Rooted !"
[Group] Goblin 57: "Rooted !"
[Group] Goblin 35: "Rooted too
"[Group] Goblin 76: "Cool a dot just breaks my root
"[Group] Goblin 56: "Same here ! haha Cabby sucks !!!"
[Group] Goblin 57: "Yes but we are doted now
"[Group] Goblin 35: "Who cares ! we have enough HP now."
[Group] Goblin 76: "Let's get the Cleric !"
Goblin 76 yells: "Team 1 here : we got the Cleric !"
Goblin 103 yells: "Team 2 here : Sorcerer down."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good job guys. I just got the Cabby myself."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : "They retreat Sir !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Hahaha they suck !"
[Group] Goblin Bombardier: "Team 1: Stay with me.Chase them all ! Muhahahaha !"
Lyonesse 9:03 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where are you guys now ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "By the bridge at Avalon Marsh, we just got 2 guards Muhahaha !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Tactician: where are the Albs going?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician : "I think they are going back to Barrows, Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhaha the cabby is bound at Avalon.Lets kill again !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stop that ! we are not on dred servers !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Can we at least zerg Adribard's Retreat while we are there ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Nope ! Go back to Lyonesse all now !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Tactician: do you think the Albs will come back one day ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I dont think so Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Well back to crafting
"[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Woot ! i just killed Zarbix on the way back !"
<Goblin Scout 22 flexes>
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Orange con ! good XP
"[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Grats bud !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmmmm....He didnt mez you?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Nope he was sitting by the forge at Cornwall, crafting i guess."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Nice kill man !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmm Recruiter..."
[Alliance] Goblin Recruiter: "Yes Sir, Scout 23 is also a clone. I'm sorry"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "When does 1.64 go live ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Recruiter: "Soon Sir,very soon"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good !"
Lyonesse 8:30 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs !!!!"
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "My god ! i hate this scout !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhaaha ! They are back ! I will level today"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs !!!!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stop spamming the /as chat !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Where? Numbers? con?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "They are 5 on the road Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Yeah !! Good group bonus !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "3 oranges and 2 greys Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "They come for powerleveling the greys Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Powerleveling here ? Brave albs!"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahahaha... Silly Albs !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "One orange is a cleric named Conquer."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Conquer? hmmm...the cleric going LD every 10 minutes?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Nope Sir.This one is Holybane and he's a Friar."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Conquer is the cleric always AFK Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Arffff ! Too bad the Friar is not here, i like Friars!"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "One Cabalist and his simulacrum too Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Again?"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha ! I like their big pet..too funny !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: Goratrix ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Nope Sir. His name is Jabbez."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmmm a new one..."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Tactician : When they will understand their Dot sucks against us now ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I dont know Sir....Albs you know"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good point !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "The last orange is a Wizardress named Ellissa."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Ellissa ? hmmmm...The Earthly Wizardress and his funny ground target spell ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Yes Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "I like her ! She's so cute !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "So one Cleric,one Cabby and this funny girl against us ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Hmmm.....are they suiciding ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "You forgot the 2 greys Sir "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "ROFL ...Good one again Tactician !"
<Goblin Tangler bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Bombardier bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Tactitian bursts into laughter>
<Goblin Scout 22 bursts into laughter>
Lyonesse 8:43 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22 : So ? are they pulling ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Nope Sir. I think they are looking for the Trees."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Damn ! "
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "That's not fair ! I want some XP too !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I will /report them, Sir."
Goblin Tactician yells: "NERF THE TREES !!!!"
Goblin Bombardier yells: "#@§% TREES !1!1!!"
Goblin Tangler yells: "damn trees"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22 : "Well...They are pulling the Trees now
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I have an idea Sir : We can pull the Albs with a Scout ! "
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Great idea Tactician ! But not with Scout 22 please, I hate this clone"
[Alliance] Goblin Recruiter: "All Scouts are clones now. Sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Well..."
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "I wanna pull ! I wanna pull ! Muhahahaa !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Calm down you !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Finally Scout 22 is a good choice."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22 : Listen carefully please !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "You will pull the Albs..."
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Woot !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "First: We need them full health, we need all their XP !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Second: Dont hurt them too bad ! We need them to come..OK ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "I will do Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Good boy ! Go now."
Ellissa was just killed by a Pygmy Scout
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Stupid clone !"
[Alliance] Goblin Recuiter: "We are sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22 : Come back silly! NOW !"
Conquer was just killed by a Pygmy Scout
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Ding 45 !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 23: "Grats Man !"
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 24: "WTG !!!"
Jabbez was just killed by a Pygmy Scout
[Alliance] Goblin Scout 22: "Wow nice group bonus !"
[Alliance] Goblin Bombardier: "I wanna come ! Let me kill the greys please !"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I think no more Albs will come to Lyonesse Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Recuiter : "We are really sorry Sir."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Where are you going Sir ?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Sir ??"
Goblin Tangler was just killed
LYONESSE 5:30 PM
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "I will quit this server!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Why Sir?"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "I am bored ! No more Albs play with us..."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "I know Sir , i know..."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Wait ! i have an idea : we can make a small team and go to Emain!"
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "OMG ! i love you Tactician."
[Alliance] Goblin Tactician: "Let me make a /cg."
Goblin Tactician has joined the chat group
Goblin Tangler has joined the chat group
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Thank you Tactician!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "You are welcome Sir."
Goblin Bombardier has joined the chat group
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha..some actions?"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Soon man, soon."
Goblin Scout 22 has joined the chat group
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Woot!"
[Guild] Goblin Tangler: "Oh no ! not him please!"
[Guild] Goblin Tactician: "We need a scout Sir.They are fast."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Ok lets go."
[Alliance] Goblin Tangler: "Keep our house safe guys. If some Albs come, don't kill them all this time!"
CORNWALL FARM 5:41 PM
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Bombardier: Stop killing Giant Rooters!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming ! Incoming!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs!!!!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: Stop with these macros!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "I see one Stable Master at the farm Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "We can take some horses then."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Good idea...Bombardier: go speak with him."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Yeah!"
Addard Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "My god!"
Patrick Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
Brice Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaa ! This family sucks!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Stop that!"
John Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
Byron Yarley was just killed by a Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Zone clear!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Nice job bud."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: did he kill all the horses?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Nope Sir.One horse left."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Of course i will take the horse and you will run guys."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Of course Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Me killed all, me did all the job and this F$#%£ Boss takes the horse!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Errr..mistell."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes bud. He sucks!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Ooops...mistell."
CASTLE SAUVAGE 6:03 PM
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Wow nice castle."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Yes Sir , very nice architecture..."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muhahaha! Lets claim it!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Bombardier : dont move please!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "We need to speak with Sall Fadri for the necklaces Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "I wanna speak! I wanna speak!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "NO!!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "NO!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Ok i have the necklaces Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "One Pally on the pad...we invite Sir?"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Pally for RvR! OMG good one Tactician!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Thank you Sir
"[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming! Incoming!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Incoming Albs!!!!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Macro!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Sorry Sir...Porters incoming."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Neck check!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Weapon check! Muhahahaa!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "He will cast the spell soon now Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Good."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Who?"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Master Visur"
Master Visur was just killed by Pygmy Bombardier
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Dont worry! Me got him."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Nice kill bro!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Damn!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Bombardier: Give me your weapon now!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "But he was casting..."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Shut up!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes bud, he sucks."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Ooops...mt."
EMAIN MACHA 6:37 PM
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Wow nice grass!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Boss i need my weapon..."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Shut up!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Scout 22: Do your job."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Yes?"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Go scouting!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Oh ! Sure Sir."
Pygmy Scout was just killed by Whistles
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Ouch!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "WTF!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Damn Stealther!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "How many?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "hmmm...One."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "One?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "I dont understand, he was smaller than me and..."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "HE CHEATS!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Where are you?"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Down by the road."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "We are coming..."
Goblin Scout yells for help from west
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "We are there bro."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Hmmm this area seems very quiet..."
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Rez me!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "We dont have rezzer!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "You suck!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Are you lagging guys too?"
Asmurf casts a spell
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Damn rooted!"
Asmurf casts a spell
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Arrfff ! I cant move!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Hehe i'm fine
"Pygmy Tactician was just killed by Bile !
Pygmy Tactician drops a bag of coins
Pygmy Tactician drops Coral Chain Leggings
Bile picks up Coral Chain Leggings
<Bile says something in a language you dont understand>
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "My leggings! Kill this Bile!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "We cant move!"
Asmurf casts a spell
Asmurf casts a spell
Asmurf casts a spell
Pygmy Tangler was just killed by Asmurf
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Shit! I need some epic armor!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Oh sorry Sir."
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Muahhaha! me can move now. Me will ZERG them all!"
[Chat] Goblin Scout 22: "Go bro!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Go Bombardier!"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Go Bombardier!"
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Little blue mans are funny Muahahha! Let me...MY WEAPON!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Opps sorry boy
"Pygmy Bombardier was just killed by Asmurf
[Chat] Goblin Bombardier: "Arffff! Me want weapon, me want Lyonesse, me want Albs."
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "Well...Release?"
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "Wait! Someone coming..."
[Chat] Goblin Tactician: "A cleric! Conquer!"
[Chat] Goblin Tangler: "My Conquer!!!!"
Pygmy Tangler yells for help
Pygmy Tactician yells for help
Pygmy Scout yells for help
Pygmy Bombardier yells for help
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a bag of coins
Conquer picks up a small chest
These stories have been written by Diba from Pendragon DAoC Server.
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is old but still having a good laugh at it
