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[Colin Bass]

Its inevitable i guess but I just got 10 micheal jackson jokes.
I warn you... these are pretty fucking awful. If likely to be offended, stop reading.

That said.. if you read them and complain you can fuck off cuz i just told ya to stop reading

Right?

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:
Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:
How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:
What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off



JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"


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[old.Tohtori]

Well i had to read them to say this...

*yawn!*

It's not that the jokes are bad, it's just that they are.

 

[Colin Bass]

Sorry we shall see what do you think ? I think they are funny ill tell you what MR Jackson is for jail if there is any justice but in the USA there isnt so he will get off..

Funny or not intersting case.

 

[Mid - Kirinia]

Originally posted by Colin Bass
I think they are funny ill tell you what MR Jackson is for jail if there is any justice but in the USA there isnt so he will get off..

Ah, so you have the vital information that proves he is guilty then?

...Or are are you just another sucker that gets brain-washed by the opinionated bullshit that gets produced in tabloids such as The Sun each day?

I'm not saying the accusations are false, but I do believe in innocent until proven guilty.

Stating that you think Michael Jackson should go to jail when you don't actually know if he is guilty or not makes you no better than the US justice system that you speak of.

 

[Danya]

Is there anything lamer than cut&pasting weak jackson jokes off some website?

 

[Colin Bass]

yes .

 

[Sard-Eare]

1 hint, dont post jokes that only u find funny, because you get pwned and flames come out your ass but somtimes when you get jokes/stories that are funny (i.e ROO) then people laugh...!

 

[Lumikki]

Didn't find any of them funny, sorry.

xx

 

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[The Real Redi]

Originally posted by Mid - Kirinia
Stating that you think Michael Jackson should go to jail when you don't actually know if he is guilty or not makes you no better than the US justice system that you speak of.

ah, screw all that - all the facts i need are: If he WASN'T michael jackson, then he'd be arrested under some part of the mental health act, and be put into some form of care, as he obviously has some form of damage upstairs. He's a 40 y/o man, who is religously obsessed with changing his face into something f*cking monstrous, he has openly admitted to sleeping with 12 y/o, he has a huge house with some form of theme park in it & he has no idea what a huge responsibility being a parent is!!

If this man was just plain ol' Mike Jackson from Chingford Hall Estate, and it was found out he had pre-teens over to stay in his bed, dangled his kid over a balcony and tempted kids there to be his "special friends" he would be arrested in minutes. No, he is a multi-million dollar performer, and we can ignore his mental problems, and obvious self-confidence issues, because of that. BS...

If it is true, and he has the mental skills and ideas of a teenager (peter pan my arse), then it would surely be even MORE dangerous letting your kids be his "special friends" as if he thinks that way, he will most probably develop "relationships" this way with kids and preteens - what happens when, as most kids do at that age, he gets a crush on one of his little play mates? He would have no perception of what was acceptable behaviour amongst his young company, and would react in the same way as most kids, which is f*cking dangerous, imo...

Get him locked away with a bloody good doctor to work on this madmans head...

and that's about as far as i can be bothered to type now...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by The Real Redi


If this man was just plain ol' Mike Jackson from Chingford Hall Estate, and it was found out he had pre-teens over to stay in his bed, dangled his kid over a balcony and tempted kids there to be his "special friends" he would be arrested in minutes. No, he is a multi-million dollar performer, and we can ignore his mental problems, and obvious self-confidence issues, because of that

Not taking sides in this thing but if he was plain ol' Mika Jackson from Alabama Texas or whatnot....nobody would care/know if he had kids in his bed or dangled his kid from balconies.

He has cash to be insane though

 

[The Real Redi]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
He has cash to be insane though

but he's doing it all wrong!!! i'd make a much better nutbar than him, if i had that much cash...

 

[SilverHood]

Have you heard? Michael Jackson has pulled out of Children In Need...

Michael Jackson's Lawyer is talking to him in the cells at the LA prison he's in just after he has been found guilty on 26 charges of pedophilia."Alright. You got 4 months, but look on the bright side. You'll be out in time for half term"

Apparently Micheal Jackson thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service.

Micheal Jackson is off to Florida on holiday this year
He's going to Tampa with the kids.

What was Micheal Jackson's defence in court.
He was only kidding.

I'll get my coat.

 

[Colin Bass]

IMO hes a Weirdo and i think he will go down ..time will tell though look at OJ ?