Jokes about Albion

[Groom2]

I am really tired of the zergs atm, and how we in hib started to zerg to because of the albs. So I wanted to start a thread where we make some jokes about albs and maybe we feel a bit better after a good laugh =)

My friend Luktar posted this UBER alb specc:
www .sveaulvar.com/forum/index.php

Group leaders own chat group...
Alb zerg:
Leader # 1: Wow, u should have seen how we ganked that NS, although he took 10 of our casters.

Leader # 2: Yeah, best fight ever and the longest one.

Leader # 3: Yepp, took us 15 minutes to gank him, as he stealthed around so much...

Leader # 4: What is stealth?

Leader # 5: What is NS? Nerd Sprinter?

Leader # 1: No he is a Uber tank that can cast spells and hide from us, a very dangerous hib.

Leader # 6: Ahhh well, at least we had him. I did the uber 10(- 600) dmg on him and owned him.

Leader # 3: Wow u did more dmg than I did, grats m8 =)))

Leader # 7: OMG, and then the Healer from mids side came and wiped us all out, that felt m8 ((

Leader # 8: Noooo, they were 2, u should have seen the bard on the other side. He helped the healer kill us.

Leader #4: They are cheaters ((( 2 vs 8 FG ((

Leader # 5: I am going to post this on BW and tell them how much the Hibs/Mids cheat.

Leader # 2: Yes, do so my friend. I will tell my friend on the Hib server next time to come and let us kill him a couple of times so we can get som RP.

Leader # 7: OMFG that is a gr8 idea, now I can get 214 RP in a week. YAY =)

Leader # 1: Weee, I will then break my old record on 10 RP a week...

 

[uncle_sal]

 

[Kobold]

hehe

 

[blem]

lol

 

[-Dreama-]

It's funny, cus it's true!
:moon: :whip:

 

[Gahldir]

 

[Sol-]

no offence but you have to be about 12 years old to find that pile of shit funny.

 

[Groom2]

You are an alb right? =)

 

[Sol-]

HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH OMG YOUR FUNNY


foad


and dont fuckin whinge about albs zerging.... saturday night half of hibernia was camping amg all night

 

[Kobold]

 

[old.Nol]

Originally posted by Sol-
HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH OMG YOUR FUNNY


foad


and dont fuckin whinge about albs zerging.... saturday night half of hibernia was camping amg all night

Was much more then half....about 70 there.

 

[Sol-]

and u think that is fun?

 

[old.Garax]

Well albs must think so, they been doing it for months and months.

 

[angara-ffs]

Originally posted by Sol-
HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH OMG YOUR FUNNY
foad
and dont fuckin whinge about albs zerging.... saturday night half of hibernia was camping amg all night

SOL!!!! So much anger

 

[angara-ffs]

Originally posted by old.Garax
Well albs must think so, they been doing it for months and months.

What he said

 

[old.LandShark]

Retarded :great:
Seriously, not funny Might as well have been 20 lines of "Alb: lol i suck HAHA roflmao irl lol?"

 

[WIZ@RD_of_W@R]

and before all albs start flaming again lemme just remember that ALBS stands for:
A: Absurd
L: Loons
B: Beyond
S: Stupidity

:kissit:

 

[old.LandShark]

Oh no! Abuse from a man with two @'s in his capitalized name!

There goes my self-esteem ;|

 

[WIZ@RD_of_W@R]

And that is coming from a shark that can't swim :bore:

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by WIZ@RD_of_W@R
And that is coming from a shark that can't swim :bore:

Good comeback, I'm sure Landshark is sitting at home sobbing like a little girl over that one.

 

[Flimgoblin]

damn hoped to find something funny there - there's so much to laugh about Albion over...

how about

Keen alb (no not luri keen, just keen): "Myrddin's under attack!!!"
Alb2: "What's Myrddin? Where's that?"
Alb3: "Don't be stupid he's talking about ShadowBane!! FFS OMGLOL!"
Alb4: "Naw, isn't Myrddin that bit next to DC?"
Alb5: "No, I heard it's in Briefine!"
Keen alb:"No! It's in Snowdonia!"
Alb6: "Where? isn't that a PvE town?"
Keen alb: "You know, north of sauvage, west from the pennines?"
Alb3: "See, I told you he was talking about ShadowBane!"
>>>Merlin's Staff has gone neutral.<<<
Alb4: "OMG LOL! Merlin! bet he's a gimpy earth wizard."
Alb5: "huhhuh. OK get portin - Visur inc."

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by old.LandShark
Oh no! Abuse from a man with two @'s in his capitalized name!

There goes my self-esteem ;|

Wizatard of Watr...

 

[-Nuked-]

Originally posted by WIZ@RD_of_W@R
And that is coming from a shark that can't swim :bore:

wizatrd_of_watr ... dear o dear!

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by WIZ@RD_of_W@R
And that is coming from a shark that can't swim :bore:

That told him

 

[inuyasha]

Originally posted by Flimgoblin
damn hoped to find something funny there - there's so much to laugh about Albion over...

how about

Keen alb (no not luri keen, just keen): "Myrddin's under attack!!!"
Alb2: "What's Myrddin? Where's that?"
Alb3: "Don't be stupid he's talking about ShadowBane!! FFS OMGLOL!"
Alb4: "Naw, isn't Myrddin that bit next to DC?"
Alb5: "No, I heard it's in Briefine!"
Keen alb:"No! It's in Snowdonia!"
Alb6: "Where? isn't that a PvE town?"
Keen alb: "You know, north of sauvage, west from the pennines?"
Alb3: "See, I told you he was talking about ShadowBane!"
>>>Merlin's Staff has gone neutral.<<<
Alb4: "OMG LOL! Merlin! bet he's a gimpy earth wizard."
Alb5: "huhhuh. OK get portin - Visur inc."

This was more fun then the first post, but i laughed more from the hahahahahaha foad comment =)

 

[tdmm_kamosh]

 

[galaha]

:eek2:

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by inuyasha
This was more fun then the first post, but i laughed more from the hahahahahaha foad comment =)

true... sol does have a way of putting things

 

[Groom]

I posted this thread to have some fun, and not to have some albs here telling what is fun and not. I don't care if you do jokes about Hibernia but remember this: Albions will ALWAYS be known as a ZERG realm...

Come 1 FG hibs vs. 1FG albs and lets see who wins... Don't let an alb zerg get in the way.

And how about a weekly torno? like 1 FG vs. 1 FG or 2 FG vs. 2 FG? at least then we won't think about getting owned by zergs...

And all hibs and mids out there, feel free to make jokes about albs... =)

 

[Sol-]

Originally posted by angara-ffs
SOL!!!! So much anger

u wannul go fluffle ?