Vladamir
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3 mice are sat in a pub having a discussion on which ones the hardets of the three
the 1st mouse says "im the hardest, i go up to the mousetraps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i bench press it, pushing out 30 reps then i throw it across the room"
the 2nd mouse says "you poof, i get rat poision, crush it into powder and snort it"
teh 3rd mouse sits for a bit, finishes his drink and then walks towards the door
"where ya goin?" asks ouse number 1
mouse number 3 replies "im going home, to shag the cat"
the 1st mouse says "im the hardest, i go up to the mousetraps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i bench press it, pushing out 30 reps then i throw it across the room"
the 2nd mouse says "you poof, i get rat poision, crush it into powder and snort it"
teh 3rd mouse sits for a bit, finishes his drink and then walks towards the door
"where ya goin?" asks ouse number 1
mouse number 3 replies "im going home, to shag the cat"