tierk
Part of the furniture
- Joined
- Feb 16, 2004
- Messages
- 2,883
A man walks into a bar and sees this absolute stunner sitting by herself in the corner so he goes to the bar and gets himself a beer.
Then he goes over to her and says "Hey sweetie whats your name then?"
She look him up and down and answers "Carmen."
"Whoaa babe thats a really nice name who named you that, your mum or your dad?"
"I did" she answers back to him. "I like cars and i love men hence Carmen" and she invites him to join her at the table.
After he has made himself comfortable she asks him " so what do they call you around here then?"
After taking a sly look at her he says "Beerfuck."
Heard this jk last night and it had me in stitches, though it might be old i thought i would share it to those of you who aint heard it before. Feel free to post your own ones btw as i need entertaining due to ongoing issues with my isp and the CRAP service they provide me with which has cut down my Daoc activities right down to the bone.
Then he goes over to her and says "Hey sweetie whats your name then?"
She look him up and down and answers "Carmen."
"Whoaa babe thats a really nice name who named you that, your mum or your dad?"
"I did" she answers back to him. "I like cars and i love men hence Carmen" and she invites him to join her at the table.
After he has made himself comfortable she asks him " so what do they call you around here then?"
After taking a sly look at her he says "Beerfuck."
Heard this jk last night and it had me in stitches, though it might be old i thought i would share it to those of you who aint heard it before. Feel free to post your own ones btw as i need entertaining due to ongoing issues with my isp and the CRAP service they provide me with which has cut down my Daoc activities right down to the bone.