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old.DogsBreath
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A guy in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun
"Open the feckin safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter
"But were not a real bank she replies - we dont have any money this is a sperm bank"
"Dont argue open the feckin safe or ill blow your head off"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "take out one of the bottles and drink it"
"but its full of sperm" she replies nervously
"Dont argue just drink it" he says
She takes the cap of the bottle and gulps it down
"Take out another and drink it too" he demanded
She takes out another and drinks it as well
Suddenly the guy pulls of the balaclava and to the girl's amazement its her husband
"There" he says "its not that feckin difficult is it!"
"Open the feckin safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter
"But were not a real bank she replies - we dont have any money this is a sperm bank"
"Dont argue open the feckin safe or ill blow your head off"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "take out one of the bottles and drink it"
"but its full of sperm" she replies nervously
"Dont argue just drink it" he says
She takes the cap of the bottle and gulps it down
"Take out another and drink it too" he demanded
She takes out another and drinks it as well
Suddenly the guy pulls of the balaclava and to the girl's amazement its her husband
"There" he says "its not that feckin difficult is it!"
