A couple were invited to a sw@nky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to
the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he
finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up
for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and
played poker all evening." "You must have looked really
silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she
said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the
time of his life."
sick,
but funny
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to
the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he
finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up
for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and
played poker all evening." "You must have looked really
silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she
said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the
time of his life."
sick,
but funny
& Ewwwwwwwwww 
