Joke 4 ya's

Sean

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note : u wont laugh when reading it but try it on some1.

u say : omg have u herd on the news! a hollywood actress has been stabbed by her stalker!

they say : really!

u say : yeh, it was that reece ..... ( pause and act like ur thinking of her last name.

they say : witherspoon ( as in the hollywood actress recee witherspoon )

u say : no, with a knife :p

made me laugh, and makes other ppl laugh :p
 

Alan

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Heard this on TV ages ago but i love to try it out on people.

"Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?"
 

Bahumat

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Tears said:
Heard this on TV ages ago but i love to try it out on people.

"Can you say 'Bear Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?"

BEER CAN you plonker!
 

georgie

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I have to know, what did he type before he edited it? :p
 

Ati

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Waht did 50 cent say when his best friend knitted him a jumper for his birthday?






Jee You Knitt
 

CorNokZ

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Ati said:
Waht did 50 cent say when his best friend knitted him a jumper for his birthday?






Jee You Knitt
LOL! :D Have some rep! :worthy:
 

Lamp

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A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered.

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
 

Infanity

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Tears said:
Heard this on TV ages ago but i love to try it out on people.

"Can you say 'Beer Can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'Bacon'?"

I've just been sat in the room saying it for 5 minutes. Dad comes in and heres me sat there going

Beer-can
Bacon
beer-can
bacon

...

He walked straight out :/
 

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