ITV Survivor

[Ono]

I know that not many people watch this but I actually prefer this over Big Brother.

It's down to the last 5 now and things are getting really interesting.

They back stabbed their own team member last week. Will they do it again this week?

Will Charlotte start on the blow jobbing and muff diving to win the million?

Will Mick get those worms out of his butt?

 

[SAS]

I think it's poor.

It's not live. Some of it was refilmed before the show went on TV, and the constant bitching gets repeative.

Also anyone thinking they are all alone on that island are mistaken. I mean they say they are short of food, but in one episode I saw a girl take some vitiman tablets only for a guy in the next episode moan they get no supliments to keep them healthy.

 

[Wij]

I prefer Big Bro but even that's a bit dull atm :/

 

[Moving Target]

Paul is teh best!!!111

 

[Wij]

Big ears (and a dim tw*t by the looks)

Dean is a nice bloke. Brian is funny. Josh is just dull really. Elizabeth is nice. Helen's too dizzy for me

 

[Testin da Cable]

hehe you're an addict admit it

 

[Wij]

I liked it when all the lasses were naked the other week on Big Bruv

 

[Summo]

Yeah! You saw, like, nipples and stuff. And their legs were all wrapped round each other. They were wet and oily.

Heh.

Heh.

/ me quietly walks to bathroom.

 

[Sir Frizz]

someguy gets exited

 

[Moving Target]

who doesn't?

 

[Sir Frizz]

well considering that i haye elizabeth and helen for being such a stupid slag, i wasnt too impressed though Ammas quite fit, still i wasnt too exited. Seein Cahrliza Theron however...

 

[old.jigga]

Charlize Theron you mean.

 

[Wij]

who ?

 

[old.Kez]

I can't stand big brother.

Watching the same occurances as the last series a year on isn't vaguely interesting, Brian(?) is a fucking annoying goyt, and anyone that insists he's funny is deprived :/

The characters are boring this time around, not even having a Nasty-Nick character to play. Helen is so fucking naive and sensitive it only angers me, dean (his name?) serves as the only mild amusement that could possibly be derived from the show, and thats down to his fucking mad accent.

Having said that, I've obviously watched it enough (twice) to form an opinion on the characters in there (despite a lack of names coming to mind indefinately)

The fact its on so much annoys me too, between it, cricket, tennis, and racing at [where-ever] ; I frequently feel my license fee isn't worth paying (but then, there's always *something* I want to watch at some point, even if it is mindless drivel)

 

[Wij]

u can always count on Kez for an angry comment

 

[Moving Target]

he never looks on the bright side of life

 

[Wij]

And no smilies either. I can't read anything without animated faces these days

 

[Moving Target]

thats even worse

 

[old.jigga]

Originally posted by Wij
who ?

Charlize Theron: Actress, played keanu reeves' wife in The Devils Advocate. also in Mighty Joe Young and The Astonauts Wife (or whatever its name was)
quite sexy really. but Milla Jovovich is my all time fave actress.

 

[Moving Target]

i like the end of the Devils Advocate for the obvious reason

 

[Summo]

Yeah! Me too! Massive f'king Al Pacino speech!

Originally spoken by Al Pacino
Let me give you a little insight information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it.

He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary thing and then what does he do? I swear; for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag-reel. He sets the rules in opposition It's the goof of all time: Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, he's up there laughing his sick fucking ass off.

He's a tight ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

Marvellous.

(Cut 'n paste job)

 

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

Originally posted by jigga

Charlize Theron: Actress, played keanu reeves' wife in The Devils Advocate. also in Mighty Joe Young and The Astonauts Wife (or whatever its name was)
quite sexy really. but Milla Jovovich is my all time fave actress.

She was also in Mission:Impossible2 alongside Tom Cruise aka Ethan Hunt. I love the PSX game mission impossible.

Big Bro is a bit predictable because its so obvious Brian will win what with all the girls not voting for him to be evicted.

I also agree with Moving Target when he says Paul is teh best Helen and Josh up for eviction this week. Josh will go i reckon. Does anyone think Paul and Helen will ever get it on while they are still in the house???

That Helen bird is thick. Anyone else agree??

 

[Wij]

Helen is dizzy yup. Paul is, to use a technical term, a cock

Not a bad bloke but a real tool

 

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

Sometimes Helen looks really nice but most times she look rough and droops her big mouth.

Find Brian annoying? He overdoes it a bit, bit liike Hels:|

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Moving Target
he never looks on the bright side of life

How that even applies in the context of big brother is quite beyond me

(and for wij)

 

[Wij]

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by ^S0LIDUS^
Sometimes Helen looks really nice but most times she look rough and droops her big mouth.

Find Brian annoying? He overdoes it a bit, bit liike Hels:|

Helen has to be the most stupid person ever