It's true, Whisky is one of the five main foodgroups

[Shagrat]

hahaha

BBC NEWS | England | Somerset | Man trapped by sofa sipped whisky

I really dont know whether to laugh or cry

 

[Ormorof]

i saw that earlier and laughed 60 hours surviving on whiskey, feel sorry for the hangover he must have got after

 

[Overdriven]

Hah, that's great.

 

[fettoken]

i saw that earlier and laughed 60 hours surviving on whiskey, feel sorry for the hangover he must have got after

They key to it, you see, is to drink very little at a time. Enough to keep you giggling, but not enough to make you pass out. He probably thought of that, as he thought he were going to die under that sofa, and so did not want to get hammered, have the worst hangover, then die

 

[Olgaline]

Here's a bottle and an honest friend!
What wad ye wish for mair, man?
Wha kens, before his life may end,
What his share may be o' care, man?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, now we have a definitive weapon against all those arguments on how "alcohol kills more people then xxx"

Whisk(e)y saves lives, this has always been a fact.

 

[megadave]

He was blatently pissed off his face and building a fort out of is sofa when he got stuck, drunken liar!

 

[Maeloch]

Bet the sly old dog heads under there every weekend for some me-time.

 

[Lamp]

LOL great

I'll add this to "my dog ate my homework" list of excuses.

 

[Olgaline]

I'm disapointed that no one knows
who i quoted :/