Its rather elementary....

[eneq]

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo. Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"Is that all?", Holmes asked.
"Yes." Watson replied. "Why, am I missing something?".
Holmes was quiet for a moment, then spoke: "Watson, you dickhead. Someone has stolen the fucking tent."

 

[boni_ofdavoid]

old jokes belong in the off topic forum

 

[congin]

funny

 

[Stallion-]

 

[december_rain]

 

[angrysquirrel]

ah fuck i ruined it by reading the last line first..

 

[censi]

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a
complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are
pickled onions".


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me
with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said

"Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

 

[Cloak_]

Originally posted by censi
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a
complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are
pickled onions".


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me
with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said

"Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

Stop now pls :x

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by boni_ofdavoid
old jokes belong in the off topic forum

Eneq's not an old joke.

 

[paleo]

I think Hibernis is very luky to have ppl who organice raids like Wfear do.
Thanks again XFear for your efforts doing Galla Raids.
And remember all that this is a REALM, we must to work all together, pls dont think about EULA.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by paleo
I think Hibernis is very luky to have ppl who organice raids like Wfear do.
Thanks again XFear for your efforts doing Galla Raids.
And remember all that this is a REALM, we must to work all together, pls dont think about EULA.

Erm

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Originally posted by eneq
Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo. Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"Is that all?", Holmes asked.
"Yes." Watson replied. "Why, am I missing something?".
Holmes was quiet for a moment, then spoke: "Watson, you dickhead. Someone has stolen the fucking tent."

Ha ha!

 

[adari]

Re: Re: Its rather elementary....

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Ha ha!

 

[boni_ofdavoid]

Originally posted by Rubric
Erm

i thought the punchline on that one was a bit lame too

 

[Faeldawn]

Made me chuckle