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Noone would ever ask a Skald to join a cool event. We're left feeling lonely and unwanted. When all the other kids are playing football we have to kick a stone around outside the nurse's room pretending that we don't care and that we're just cool 'loners'.
The embarassment is terrible. When Mr Popular A and Mr Popular B start to pick their teams from the line they'd rather pick fat, scabby dwarf Warriors with behavioural problems who get free school dinners than any Skald.
Our oppression goes unnoticed by the 'cool' crowd. Well I say rise up ! We can make our own football out of a Boobrie Egg ! We might never pull the c00l Norsewomen ch1>< with our l33t Nike Dragon-l00t but we'll damn well kick that stone through the nurse's window and become the most likely kids to be given beta-blockers in the whole of Skald-borstal !!!1
ph34r!
The embarassment is terrible. When Mr Popular A and Mr Popular B start to pick their teams from the line they'd rather pick fat, scabby dwarf Warriors with behavioural problems who get free school dinners than any Skald.
Our oppression goes unnoticed by the 'cool' crowd. Well I say rise up ! We can make our own football out of a Boobrie Egg ! We might never pull the c00l Norsewomen ch1>< with our l33t Nike Dragon-l00t but we'll damn well kick that stone through the nurse's window and become the most likely kids to be given beta-blockers in the whole of Skald-borstal !!!1
ph34r!