it's just flipping sick!

Ezteq

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well, it isn't yet but it has the potential to become so...


I ate a whole bag of holland and barratt chocolate covered toasted nuts and am feeling mighty queezy; but they are just sooo damn good!


I wish I had the thing that normal people have where they're body activates the sick reflex before they eat too much, mine just lets me keep on going, keep on feeding my bad assed trucker (Dave says Hi btw) appetite until all the food is gone and then I'm left there rolling about going "oooow look'et meh belleh!" and waiting to give birth to a small (hopefully..) food baby to relieve the agony.

Gluttony, eating your own body weight in m&m's followed by a roast chicken and then a pizza and two cheese burgers might seem like fun at first but it aint one of the deadly sins for no reason you know!!


*rolls off bed clutching belleh*

oooooww
 

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You will need to go for a long run in the morning....and keep going through lunch.....and on past dinner to burn it all off


Mind you, if they were from Holland & Barratt's, surely they would have been very healthy?
 

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I ate a load of them the night before new years eve and the next day i was violently sick from both ends :(
 

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shh rofl don't laugh it's not funny...


Um Edmond...you know when you said about going on a long run? I did that yesterday, broke my self set record and was really happy...so happy in fact I celebrated with some rosemary flavoured crisp breads, a couple of lamb chops, a bottle of wine and a whole tub of haagen dazs :(

It's an illness, don't judge me
 

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Surely, after eating so much food if you ran a lot you'd get stomach pains.
That classes as a sports injury.

To avoid that go for a 'run' in a car or by public transport. You've covered the distance without risk of a nasty sports injury.

See. It all makes sense. :D
 

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*nods* yes yes it all makes sense now, ty I have seen the error of my ways!
 

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Um Edmond...you know when you said about going on a long run? I did that yesterday, broke my self set record and was really happy...so happy in fact I celebrated with some rosemary flavoured crisp breads, a couple of lamb chops, a bottle of wine and a whole tub of haagen dazs :(

It's an illness, don't judge me

Its not the amount, its your sense of taste dahling!

Best cure for overeating has always been my mum's cooking.
 

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After watching the new season of Chuck i've had a hankering for cheeseballs :(
 

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lol don't start me on chuck, for some reason i always crave a subway after watching it Oo

product placement much?

Roo can you lend me your mum pls I need some avertion therapy tbh, am actually off work sick today (lol how's that for irony) and I blame the hell out of those nuts!
 

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lol don't start me on chuck, for some reason i always crave a subway after watching it Oo

product placement much?

I remember reading recently that Chuck had its budget cut for season 3. Due to campaigning by fans and in one case by a campaign to get Chuck fans to eat Subway subs and let Subway know thats what they were doing, they managed to convince Subway to help finance series 3 in return for some product placement. The extra money helped them afford to get some of the fun guest appearances by folks like Vinny Jones etc.

Roo can you lend me your mum pls I need some avertion therapy tbh, am actually off work sick today (lol how's that for irony) and I blame the hell out of those nuts!

Overeating nuts makes me feel very ill too. I have to go careful on them hehe.

As to my mum's cooking... no... just.... no. I think I've commented on these forums before that back when I was at school I was the only kid that looked forward to school dinners.
 

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hehe a lot of chefs found their line of work because they had mums who couldn't cook so they had to either do it themselves or starve.

I haven't seen any chuck S3 yet but I remember soze saying how they were going to can chuck in season 1 or 2 or and subway ran a save chuck campaign...ever since then I will always love subway (unless the show goes wrong...like heroes, then I'll fire bomb them)
 

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It certainly is, also Ez, Hereos is good again. Just ignore season 3, and go straight to 4. The beeb are now showing it.
 

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Ive missed the first 4 episodes of that, not good! They seem to have shafted it over to BBC3 too ><
 

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Ez, you really have the coolest of habits i have seen in a girl. If you lived a little bit closer and didn't have a BF, seriously ... :lol:
 

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Aph3x, they are also showing it on BBC HD.

Oh and Stone Cold Steve Austin is the latest special guest star on Chuck, brilliant start to the season so far.
 

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christ i just did it again!! gah someone wire my jaw shut before i eat yet another bag of chocolate covered nuts fgs...it's a good job i'm not going to have kids they'd deffo take them off of me!!

what a dumbass!
 

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