Its all about.....

[Sparx]

...having a canteen at work and get a steak and kidney pie, chips and beans for £2.50


Feel like sleeping now

 

[Bahumat]

...having a canteen at work and get a steak and kidney pie, chips and beans for £2.50


Feel like sleeping now

mmm subsidised food, i had a full lamb roast, drink, yoghurt and i got some tomatoe soup for later.....£3.94

 

[Sparx]

heh i love it

There are definate perks working in the bus industry

 

[Lamp]

Its all about...

looking at the girl at the desk next to me bend down to change her shoes revealing her cleavage

 

[Calaen]

Its all about...

The girl opposite me being sexy as fuck and blatantly bending over on her chair the wrong way then looking over her shoulder and giggling!!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Its all about...

The girl opposite me being sexy as fuck and blatantly bending over on her chair the wrong way then looking over her shoulder and giggling!!!!!

Why the f*ck ain't you..err...f*cking allready?!

 

[soze]

i fell ripped off only two blokes in my office the only girl i can look at is the receptionist on the security camera and that always seemed abit well wrong.

But the little ginger bread man i just got from tescos was awesome

 

[Lamp]

i fell ripped off only two blokes in my office the only girl i can look at is the receptionist on the security camera and that always seemed abit well wrong.

But the little ginger bread man i just got from tescos was awesome

Check it was ginger bread and not soggy bread

 

[tris-]

its all about....

being a student and getting to go where ever i want when ever i want. hell, i could spend the whole day sat outside a pub rating the women who walk past

 

[Amildin]

Its all about... Subway :england:

 

[Thadius]

Why the f*ck ain't you..err...f*cking allready?!

hes gay...

 

[Ezteq]

its all about waking up at 16:30, pottering about the house in a giant t shirt and wondering what to do on my 9 remaining days of holiday time.









*potters*

 

[Urgluf]

its all about....

being a student and getting to go where ever i want when ever i want. hell, i could spend the whole day sat outside a pub rating the women who walk past

I do that a l o t

 

[tris-]

have you got a full scoring stratedgy too?

one special rule we have is if the woman walks past twice she maybe liable for a regrade under special circumstances.

such as before she may have had a pram or shopping bags. you cant always get the best view that way.

but if they scored low enough we shout "you arnt getting regraded".

hello im tris, i objectify women

 

[Sparx]

but if they scored low enough we shout "you arnt getting regraded".

hello im tris, i objectify women

lol

 

[Bahumat]

Its all about...

Hearing your manager's water just broke, then sparking the following conversation.

Manager:- Oh, Senior Manager's water broke last night
me:- i best call my dad
manager:- why?
me:- he's a plumber

then laughing

 

[Sparx]

LOL i bet that got a few giggles in the office

 

[Bahumat]

I then said the following

me:- do we have that longer lunch you promised?
manager:- im talking about senior manager's water broke and you think of food.
me:- well your talking about her tummy...im just talking about mine.

haha

 

[Calaen]

Why the f*ck ain't you..err...f*cking allready?!

LMAO I am married, this girl offered me a no catch session but its not really worth is it!!!

 

[tris-]

lol

monkeyman-

wtf