Help Itchy toes

[Olgaline]

So I just discovered this red itchy spot between my toes,
it's real itchy and smells awfull! also I can chave of bits of skin.


anyone had this ? any ideas ?

 

[tris-]

It sounds like you have what is commonly known as an itchy area of the skin, which can sometimes smell awful if it is infected. on ocassion an itchy area of the skin like this can also be shaven of the skin.

the differential diagnosis is a foot full of AIDS, this requires a visit to an african witch doctor where he will shit on your foot and inject it with heroin.

 

[cHodAX]

Half AIDS, half gout, half malaria.

 

[CorNokZ]

As we don't have an official fhot doctor yet, I'd say you need to change your socks more often(read every fucking day!), let your feet breath and give them some TLC as it sounds you have a bad case of Athlete's foot

 

[Huntingtons]

pft. its yeast? mold... or in danish "fodsvamp"

 

[CorNokZ]

Last option I'd say

Athlete's Foot = Fodsvamp.. Had it one summer when I thought my DC shoes were too cool to lose in the insane heat

 

[Huntingtons]

they are, i never get atheletes foot though, but thats coz im fucking rocking in my DCs!

 

[cHodAX]

As we don't have an official fhot doctor yet, I'd say you need to change your socks more often(read every fucking day!), let your feet breath and give them some TLC as it sounds you have a bad case of Athlete's foot

Wrong, Docwolfe has been here since 2003 and is a state registered gynaecologist.

 

[CorNokZ]

He can take care of Ez whenever she's sick then..

 

[cHodAX]

He can take care of Ez whenever she's sick then..

Doc is game if Ez needs her front bum M.O.T. doing!.

 

[Olgaline]

eek!
you fools!
I dont actually have it,

 

[Lamp]

Shit yourself noisily in a very public place (preferably a packed train)...your itch will be the last thing on your mind

 

[Moriath]

you dont have Ez's front bum ?

 

[cHodAX]

you dont have Ez's front bum ?

He thought he had it but it just turned out to be a cornish pasty from Gregg's bakery.

 

[Moriath]

or some warm apple pie

 

[sayward]

Dip it in Domestos that cures everything.

 

[cHodAX]

Dip it in Domestos that cures everything.

Good for washing off hardend knobcheese as well.

 

[CorNokZ]

Rub Bengay on your balls and then you'll be laughing your way out of that itch

 

[Huntingtons]

this forum is getting on track again, phew!

last week i was scared

 

[Ezteq]

All together now!
[to the tune of original batman tv series, starring Adam West and Burt Ward]

mankey foot mankey foot olga's got a mankey foot
mankey foot mankey foot olga's got a mankey foot
mankey foooooot

he'sgottamankeyfoooot!!!


mamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama MANKEY!!!

 

[Lamp]

Nursie: Oh, that's another good idea. You're so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off.
Queen: Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?
Nursie: It certainly does. My brother; he had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off...

 

[Ezteq]

dammit can't rep again lol but wd on the blackadder quote...always good to slip one in whenever possible Oo

 

[Lamp]

Blackadder 2 is definitely my favourite
followed by Blackadder 4
Then 3
Then 1, which you have to watch about 3 times before it grows on you

I think they were going to do a World War 2 one ages ago, but it never materialised. Probably would have been to close to Black 4

 

[Thadius]

I told you that if i spunked on your feet, it would have consequences.

My sperm = devil