It could only happen, IN YORKSHIRE!

[Nate]

BBC NEWS | England | Carvings riddle stumps villagers

Imagine that, Yorkshire Resident Detective Force ho! Find the culprit, burn him!!..because he not be doin farmin yarrr!

 

[Imgormiel]

BBC NEWS | England | Carvings riddle stumps villagers

Imagine that, Yorkshire Resident Detective Force ho! Find the culprit, burn him!!..because he not be doin farmin yarrr!

farming got pwned

 

[Overdriven]

Wonder what it is for tbh

 

[swords]

Yorkshire >>>> Essex cockface!

 

[Nate]

How is it you access the Internet in such a place as Yorkshire swords? Surely there aren't such technical advances as say...electricity..I'm willing to bet your using some turnip MacGyverized in to a working computer? Or your travelling far, far away from the endless fields of farmland that there be in "Yarkshar" to reach what we call in the real world "civilization"

 

[swords]

Good ole yorkshire ingenuity, that and i'm in Kent working on my PhD (a smart yorkshireman! fuck you sonny jim!).
There may well be plenty of farms in yorkshire, but you southern farmers are looking a bit fucked thanks to good old southern negligance unleashing a lab strain of Foot and mouth plus everyone knows Essex is famous only for its loose morals and STIs!