Is this normal or am I losing it?

[Blackjack]

Ezteq, can I have just one night of passion with you? :worthy:

You just want her to shove her finger up your ass

 

[[slim]]

You just want her to shove her finger up your ass

Would make a change instead of it being mine :touch:

 

[Blackjack]

Would make a change instead of it being mine :touch:

i dunno, i guess she probably has longer nails than you, so she can tickle his prostate better

 

[Thadius]

Would make a change instead of it being mine :touch:

hmm talking about being fingered on freddyshouse...

Its Freddy got fingered 2

 

[[slim]]

hmm talking about being fingered on freddyshouse...

Its Freddy got fingered 2

Daddy, Would you like some sausage?

 

[Thadius]

Daddy, Would you like some sausage?

LMAO!

 

[Vladamir]

Best film ever

 

[Ezteq]

Lifes complicated enough without trying to cope with the daily hassles and chores it throws at you whilst also coping with the manuverability issues involved in wearing young boys as glove puppets.









though they do make it easier when retrieving hot stuff from the oven "Thad'n'Slim oven mitts™"

 

[Coldbeard]

mmmm, vampires!

 

[old.Tohtori]

We ain't that special.

*looks around*

I said they...yes i did...whadda'ya mean i said "we"...no i distinctly remember saying i suck blood....WHAT?! I never! Blaaaah. I said bah! Oh suck you!

No i did not!! You're just putting fangs in my mouth! You're a loonie.

 

[[slim]]

Lifes complicated enough without trying to cope with the daily hassles and chores it throws at you whilst also coping with the manuverability issues involved in wearing young boys as glove puppets.









though they do make it easier when retrieving hot stuff from the oven "Thad'n'Slim oven mitts™"

Anytime Ez, if you feel like sliding ur hand into me from behind .. and putting my head into a warm place ... be my guest .. rofl :worthy:

 

[eggy]

There's nothing wrong with being beaten up in bed a bit...

 

[Naetha]

The redhead thing only applies for women, ginger men get fuck all

I've got a bit of a thing for gingers - Damian Lewis - mmmmm.















Don't tell my husband

 

[[slim]]

I've got a bit of a thing for gingers - Damian Lewis - mmmmm.

I know exactly what you mean ..

Spoiler

 

[Naetha]

I know exactly what you mean ..

Spoiler

No no no no no no! Curly and ginger is just wrong!

You have to have straight(ish) hair, and either no freckles, or subtle ones.

Just because I said I like gingers doesn't mean I ain't picky

 

[[slim]]

Lol was only joking!!!!! Mick Hucknall in Bo Selecta is waaaaay better, with his 1 hand bigger than he other and stroking their faces .. haha cracks me up everytime xD

 

[Ezteq]

There's nothing wrong with being beaten up in bed a bit...

rofl tell that to my bf! poor sod b4 i went on to work nights we slept at same times he'd regularly get kicks in the legs, kidneys and elbows in the ribs and face (i was actually asleep at the time im not an abusive spouse, just a voilent dreamer) and one time i was asleep and he got up to get a drink and said i sat bolt upright and punched him in the arse, then laid back down again.

oh and sometimes i roll on him.

he was looking for either a straight jacket (for me) or a protective body suit off ebay but now i sleep in zee day.








*puts hand back inside slim*

 

[[slim]]

rofl tell that to my bf! poor sod b4 i went on to work nights we slept at same times he'd regularly get kicks in the legs, kidneys and elbows in the ribs and face (i was actually asleep at the time im not an abusive spouse, just a voilent dreamer) and one time i was asleep and he got up to get a drink and said i sat bolt upright and punched him in the arse, then laid back down again.

oh and sometimes i roll on him.

he was looking for either a straight jacket (for me) or a protective body suit off ebay but now i sleep in zee day.








*puts hand back inside slim*

*sigh* *looks at watch*

No rest for the wicked!

Come on then Ez .. take a run up :kissit:

xD

 

[Ezteq]

*patterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatter*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanzaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!


*schloop*

 

[old.Tohtori]

*wonders what some highly educated psychs would have to say about Eq's "non" abusive behaviour*

*whistles and walks away*

 

[[slim]]

*patterpatterpatterpatterpatterpatter*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanzaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!


*schloop*

uke: uke: haha nice sound effects

 

[Ezteq]

*removes hand from slim*


*fluuuurp*


thx bud.



*schloop*

 

[[slim]]

 

[Dukat]

I was actually getting hungry untill I read this thread and all the "schloop"'s and "fluuurp"s, no longer! I may now never eat again!