is there such an invention as ...

[megadave]

.. a Nose Vacuum?

I've recently got a cold and my nose is blocked to the point where i cant breath in or out at all. I cant blow it out or sniff it up or anything, it's well annoying, i'm doing the darth vader mouth breath noise all the time. WHy hasnt anyone invtented a little machine where u stick a tube up your nose and such it all out ? Seems like a great idea to me

 

[Chronictank]

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/20030212374.html

well what do ya know lol

 

[Bahumat]

Honey and Lemon in a mug with hot water, the fumes will loosen everything so you can snot the mess out your nose!

Or get all your colleagues to jizz on your face, might help?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Spoiler

 

[Ezteq]

lol its the walls of your nose expanding because of infection, get rhinoplasty

and get well soon
btw olbas oil is really good for reducing the swelling

/hug

 

[DocWolfe]

just smash your nose off... problem solved.

 

[Fana]

Im with Bahumat, hot water, lemon and a spoon of honey, works a treat and the honey will help with the infection as well (contains antihistamines).

 

[Mabs]

or apply boiling water + vick to bowl, apply head, sit there like a cabbage

 

[Solo]

vicks sinex is your friend.

 

[Tilda]

Olbas oil is great.
One thing I like is ribena made quite strong with boiling water and a teaspoon of honey dissolved in it.

 

[Mabs]

Olbas oil is great.
One thing I like is ribena made quite strong with boiling water and a teaspoon of honey dissolved in it.

dont forget the "medicinal" whiskey !