Is having sex with dead people illegal?

[The Fonz]

Is it?

I don't think it is...

 

[Ekydus]

It's called Necromancy and yes it is illegal aswell as morally wrong and sick. Although, being a 70s soap star you are most likely dead anyway so it is probably OK for 2 dead things to get it on...

 

[Garaen]

necropheliac (Spelling is wrong but you get the gist) and yes it is illegal.

 

[Spinky]

Dunno why, I've never heard of any victims crying rape or otherwise

 

[the_smurflord]

It's not illegal at the moment, but it will be if the new Sexual Offences Bill the government is trying to push through the commons becomes law.

At least that's the UK's laws.

 

[The Fonz]

Ah well, on a totally unrelated note, this girl I once fancied died the other day.

 

[Pin]

Originally posted by Ekydus
It's called Necromancy and yes it is illegal aswell as morally wrong and sick...

No. Necromancy is not illegal... It's not actually possible either though.

 

[old.Xarr]

check this one ouf fonz.

 

[Nichneven]

if it's not already it should be...
I dunno what America's laws on that are

 

[The Fonz]

Who does it hurt?

 

[old.Xarr]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Who does it hurt?

exactly!!!!!¤!"111

 

[Pin]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Who does it hurt?

yourself if you have a sense of smell.

 

[Ekydus]

I wouldn't want no grease covered freak touching my dead body if I was in a grave TBH. :/

 

[Pin]

I'm sure he'd pull you out of the grave first.

 

[.Jos.]

...

Apparently it's the done thing -

http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.html

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Ekydus
It's called Necromancy

no necromancy is awakening the dead creating zombies and the likes, necrophilia is getting turned on by dead people....

 

[old.LandShark]

One's not possible and one's absolutely revolting... who cares?

 

[Ekydus]

It's always good to have an expert on a subject though.

 

[Luv_Bunny]

sex with dead ppl? euw...

well, maybe, if she dropped dead in front of you, and there's noone around... NO aaaarg, you've polluted my mind

 

[Sharma]

Necrophilia

YUCK

 

[keela is]

:touch:
:wall:
:scared:

uke:uke:uke:uke:uke:uke:

 

[Arnor]

yeah 's disgusting as hell, but seriously. If someone is sick enough to get turned off by that, by all means let him. Its a victimless crime (cept his mind ofc)

 

[Spinky]

A cruise ship was shipwrecked on an island hundreds of miles from anywhere and the only survivors were 7 men and 1 woman. Between them they agreed that the men would be designated a day on which they could sleep with the woman.

Everyone was happy, the men were getting it once a week at least, and the woman had it every night without fail.

This went on for a few years, until the woman finally died from exhaustion. Now the men didn't have anyone else to sleep with and they were saddened by this.


The first week was hard

The second week was even harder

The third week was unbearable


So on the fourth week they buried her

 

[old.Kram]

funney :great:

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Ah well, on a totally unrelated note, this girl I once fancied died the other day.

Key to this thread being posted Fonz?

Each of us deal in our own way, sometimes heavily disguised.

If you are just being... provocative... ESAD

Otherwise, if you have lost someone, my deepest sympathies. Nothing is as hurtful and permanent and makes you wonder about things that might have/should have been done differently and I wonder if you wish you had let this person know how you felt.

On the subject of necrophillia, most things are set by society as wrong because they act in detriment to the continuation of society and lets face it... dead people just don't tend to give birth no matter how hard those little wrigglies try to get all the way to the egg.

 

[Validus]

its illegal. only if u get caught though

 

[Teh Krypt]

So.. would it be classes as be losing my virginity?

Fonz meet me at queens park 8pm

 

[The Fonz]

Woah, I ain't shagging a male corpse.

I'm not fucking gay you know, that's just sick tbh.

 

[Validus]

how about shagging dead dolphins then? be an outlaw!

 

[old.Xarr]

how dead, underage, male dolphins on set on fire?