Ironhearts retaliation

shadowmaster

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Ironheart is for now tired seeing lots of gimps getting killed in Albs mainland and Agramon, and stupid merges between the always hated SS and the righteous Fellowship



He will be coming back for flaming everyone or everything he doesn't like! Tremble with fear for he who is coming back to hunt you all!

:flame: Shadowmaster : Desert prince of Stygia :flame:

:worthy: Cenedradryad : humble servant :worthy:
 

elbeek

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shadowmaster said:
Ironheart is for now tired seeing lots of gimps getting killed in Albs mainland and Agramon, and stupid merges between the always hated SS and the righteous Fellowship



He will be coming back for flaming everyone or everything he doesn't like! Tremble with fear for he who is coming back to hunt you all!

:flame: Shadowmaster : Desert prince of Stygia :flame:

:worthy: Cenedradryad : humble servant :worthy:

And u r?

Please not son of fartypants, that would be too much.
 

rampant

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HUH - this is like a WTF mondaymorning thread - not summat u read on a Tuesday....i guess he has finished painting his smurf army?

(there will be cries of 'I wanna be pappa smurf!!!)
 

shadowmaster

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NO, this is not the son of Ironheart, it's from his pupil and rl friend of his!!!

And he's dwarf's are coming to an end when DR is coming out




:flame: Shadowmaster : Desert Prince of Stygia :flame:


:worthy: Cenedradryad : humble servant :worthy:
 

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shadowmaster said:
Ironheart is for now tired seeing lots of gimps getting killed in Albs mainland and Agramon, and stupid merges between the always hated SS and the righteous Fellowship
Hated SS? Ooooook. :rolleyes:
 

elbeek

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shadowmaster said:
NO, this is not the son of Ironheart, it's from his pupil and rl friend of his!!!

And he's dwarf's are coming to an end when DR is coming out




:flame: Shadowmaster : Desert Prince of Stygia :flame:


:worthy: Cenedradryad : humble servant :worthy:

Its true then. Ironfart has finally made a walking talking dwarf.
 

Comos

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shadowmaster said:
NO, this is not the son of Ironheart, it's from his pupil and rl friend of his!!!

a pupil of his? oh dear...:D
 

scorge

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shadowmaster said:
NO, this is not the son of Ironheart, it's from his pupil and rl friend of his!!!

And he's dwarf's are coming to an end when DR is coming out


He has no friends.. are you his mum..? please tell me he hasn't been showing you his dwarfs love helmet :eek7:

:m00:
 

Red HATred

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As the last of the remaining stones of Stonehenge start to shudder in their unstable mouldy bases, a voice thunders from inside the narrow gap, leading into a deep, dark void…..

Always the same /sigh,

You turn your back from kids for 5 minutes and they have to be naughty...

It seems I have taught my pupil some tricks, though flaming wasn't his to master. He's got that minor problem, the one from the waist down, ya kno.

I’ll have to put you back into my cellar Shadowmaster, I think you need to accumulate somewhat more anger to become a "true master of the flames". I think, this time, I’ll lock you in the room of Celtic leeches... maybe your anger will accumulate at a faster rate. It could even make a true necromancer out of you.

As for friends...Scorge... friendship is the hormonal urge to have something more then personal happiness, something that fills the emotional gap called loneliness. Something that would make your e-peen look less ridiculous. I , personally, am more then happy in my tombs of dismay, Barrows. Here the only thing that floats in my path, are voices of the past. Scorge, I don't need the acknowledgment from other people whom tell, me or others, they are my friends, to know that there are souls out there, whom adore the fact that my purifying flames have more effect then one word you gush over your pain torn lips. The fact you describe me as friendless.. says more about your social envy towards me, then it does about my being here.
Once you master and understand words like Inner Circle and Elder you will perhaps understand how happy one can be to have but three or four trustees instead off a flock of hundreds of useless adds to your purpose. Don’t forget scorge, I have created you, i can also end you. As for Shadowmaster being my mum… I can only tell you that after his primary education in the arts of magic I have taught him the secrets and the powers off Atlantis, only to unleash him in the Desert of Isolation neighbouring Stygia. About time you also realize that knowledge is a lot more powerful then RR10 is... on all accounts ;-)

Also to correct another statement from Shadowmaster. The merging ,of the former fowl yellow spotted alliance SS and the purity of the fellowship, has created a stable, neutral puddle. Evil merges with good and created a neutral force to be reckoned with. I voted yes for this merging because it is a step toward the only thing our realm has been created for: UNITY. These people have taken a step closer to this Power. I can only offer my support in times of need. Although the only real power, a powerful wizards as myself, has, are words of wisdom, they can be heard. They have pledged allegiance towards our beloved King and they are doing what He has told us to do. To Unite!!!!! To create peace in our own borders so we can create a vast wall of Unity to hold the enemy fowl species out of our borders and to keep the upper hand when it comes to holding the shrines of Power and Strenght.

As I have noticed, there is a new Darkness Rising in our beloved homestead of Albion. Since I take it my personal duty to keep the basic roots from our society cleansed from evil, I fear that there will be a time where I will fulfil my task yet again. While most of you are hovering in a void of uselessness, I take it upon me to do the things you are just to stupid to complete. While you all are struggling in thoughts to form coalitions with our two other enemy realms, out off boredom and not seeing the use off defending your blood own realm, nor being able to form a vast army powerful enough to keep the upper hand day in, day out, some make sure that all of you have a home to come back to.

Elbeek, i notice that your treatment for, what they will name "la tourette" in a far distant future, is starting to show it's effects. Keep up the good work chap. There may be hope for you :)



mayest the purifying flames of the Phoenix cleanse thine fowl spirited soul!!!







oor: lol, hey, leave me stunties out of this ok :p painting is progressing nice and steady.. also ended up in MTGO atm /sigh.. kinda smelled money :p
 

rampant

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Red HATred said:
As for friends...Scorge... friendship is the hormonal urge to have something more then personal happiness, something that fills the emotional gap called loneliness.

beautiful :worthy:








the rest is just the normal crap spouting from ironfarts arsehole!:m00:
 

Drav

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Jesus christ, stlong roleplay throughout this post.....is their an eye cream I can use so I cant read it?
 

elbeek

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Red HATred said:
lots of stuff

That was beautiful but you have waaaaaaaay too much time imo. Pop your pupil back in the dungeon and let him lick more cream off yer feet, perhaps let him out once a week for a walk.
 

Bugz

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ololol clustering sucks ololo.

...soz - wrong thread

:m00:
 

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Drav said:
Jesus christ, stlong roleplay throughout this post.....is their an eye cream I can use so I cant read it?

I once heard masturbation can make you go blind..

I've finally found a productive use for my prOn collection!
 

rampant

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Golena said:
I once heard masturbation can make you go blind..

I've finally found a productive use for my prOn collection!
you better hope that FH goes Braille - or a talking version of it :sex:
 

pbaz

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Red HATred said:
we can create a vast wall of Unity to hold the enemy fowl species out of our borders

I'd think a neat chickenwire fence would do the trick - and a lot less expensive than a whole wall!

:cheers:
 

Golena

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pbaz said:
I'd think a neat chickenwire fence would do the trick - and a lot less expensive than a whole wall!

:cheers:

Just raise albion up by 2ft..

This ground is too steep to climb!! :twak:
 

scorge

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Red HATred said:
As for friends...Scorge... friendship is the hormonal urge to have something more then personal happiness, something that fills the emotional gap called loneliness. Something that would make your e-peen look less ridiculous.


leave my e-peen alone!


and taking of hormones you come through puberty yet? :)

:fluffle:

:m00:
 

Methos

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Hehe very funny roleplaying :)

Calling the former Shadowlords Society alliance evil is misplaced though.
 

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