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[Ch3tan]

Part 1: Sheild Brooks

23:05] <CorNokZ> Btw, am I the onlyone who laughed at Shield Brooks tonight
[23:05] <Aoln> who is shield brooks
[23:05] <Chet1> you mean brook shields?
[23:05] <Chet1> and what did she do?
[23:05] <CorNokZ> Yeah
[23:05] <aoami> ahahahahaha
[23:05] <aoami> shield broks
[23:06] <Chet1> fucking stoner cokenose, don't even know what you are saying
[23:06] <Aoln> the funniest bit was when that little girl started crying
[23:06] <CorNokZ> fuck off
[23:06] <Aoln> was pmsl
[23:06] <aoami> AHAHAHA
[23:06] <aoami> shield brooks
[23:06] <CorNokZ> fuck off
* Retrieving #FH-ot modes...
[23:06] <aoami> she's only famous for being naked in a film when she was like 12
[23:06] <CorNokZ> Twats the lot of u

 

[Ch3tan]

part two: her balls

[23:55] <CorNokZ> Then when I took her panties off so stuck her balls in her asshole, because she didn't like anal, lol!

oh and if anyone doubts the truth of this quote, here is an admission from cokeynose himself:

[23:10] <Aoln> dont forget CorNokZ sticking balls in butts
[23:10] <CorNokZ> What thread?
[23:10] <CorNokZ> Isn't it enough it's in his sig already!?
[23:10] <Aoln> no
[23:10] <Aoln> nobody reads sigs
[23:10] <aoami> aoln
[23:11] <Aoln> olol my ban ends soon
[23:11] <aoami> when i saw 2manydjs on saturday
[23:11] <Chet1> it's in my sig, but i dont have a log of it
[23:11] <aoami> they mixed in beethovens 5th
[23:11] <aoami> it was sick
[23:11] <Chet1> if anyone does, post it in there
[23:11] <Aoln> what a bunch of *****
[23:11] <CorNokZ> Haha, no one has log!
[23:11] <CorNokZ> You can't prove nothin'!

 

[tris-]

What does it even mean, man?

 

[TdC]

the internets 1 - tris- 0

 

[tris-]

Explain it then, internet nerd lord mcgeek.

 

[TdC]

no. you must meditate and discover the answer yourself. like I did when I dreamt I worked in a supermarket and satan had possessed a pack of mince and I had to kill it with a cleaver and there was blood everywhere and people laughing at me and voices :/

 

[tris-]

Nerd

 

[CorNokZ]

Pic or it didn't happen...

 

[Huntingtons]

Part 1: Sheild Brooks

spelling errors = fail.

(always here to stick up for my main man)

 

[CorNokZ]

love you too sweet heart

 

[eksdee]

[15:10] <tarlo|cogsy> relax taki
[15:10] <kynoko> I CANT

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[02:28] <Lightning_> ffs i keep accidentally tabbing to you in your pants

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[22:56] <DDS> did some ****
[22:56] <DDS> ring me up?
[22:56] <DDS> saying
[22:56] <DDS> "DAVE I WANT ANAL!!"
[22:56] <DDS> when i was at my bosses house having tea?!
[22:56] * Ef-GazAssassin looks innocent

 

[gohan]

boring our irc chats are real not some google bullshit!!!!!!



can't belive i missed such fun

 

[Aoami]

its only fun when you're not there prohan

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah tbh, the moment gohan shows up it descends into a dick waving contest between him and laddey to find out who the biggest chav is.

 

[eksdee]

boring our irc chats are real not some google bullshit!!!!!!

mine are real? tit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

CorNokZ presents a whole new Brook;

 

[Ezteq]

bah thought this was about iced gems...you know the little tiny cookies with the swirl of sugar icing on top, man i loved those.

 

[Marc]

Where is the funny?

 

[liloe]

bash.org is funnier than that :<