Iraq Raid

Reika

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Iraq Raid Planning

-US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?

-Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on

-US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need.

-Turkey: 6 Plat.

-US: What the heck?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no frikking way.

-Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...

-US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.

-Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.

-Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still ticked off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep.

-US: Cool, thx.

-Italy: Me 2

-Chile: I'm in.

-US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.

-Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some...

-US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok?

-France: Hey all, what's up?

-US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.

-France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.

-US: What the heck? Alliance Veto?

-France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event.

-Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...

-France: Shut up, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.

-Bulgaria: ,,!,,

-Germany: I don't really want to go either.

-US: ...

-France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.

-US: What about you, Russia.

-Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool.

-US: Jeez Dood, show some guts. You used to love going on raids.

-Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.

-US: Yeah, but you were in a different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we owned last time we went on Iraq raid.

-France: Doesn't matter. I say no.

-Spain: Doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a buttmunch. Lives next door to me.

-France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.

-Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.

-France: ..!..

-US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in?

-China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.

-US: Ok...

-North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.

-/duel decline

-North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"

-You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.

-North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of the pwnage"

-You tell North Korea: Riiiight. Shut the heck up, okay? I'm busy

-North Korea taunts you.

-/ignore North Korea.

-US: How come you're not coming, Germany?

-Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.

-You tell Germany: Bull! You're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.

-Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!

-You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you.

-Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway.

-France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.

-Spain tells you: Whoop-de-doooo, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go anyways.

-US: France, What the heck is ur problem?

-France: I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason to go in.

-US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?

-France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.

-US: MONTHS? What the heck???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.

-France: I may veto anyway.

-US: Yeah, whatever.

-You tell Spain: yeah, may have to. He's a monkey brain.

-Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.

-You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?

-Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing, now.

-US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.
 

Reika

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I guess UK is just USA's alt character.
 

liloe

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Reika said:
I guess UK is just USA's alt character.

That was the most true statement in this post =)

I heared T. Blair set up a nice appartment in G. Bush's butt so he can lick it even more xD
 

statued

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lol brilliant, loved it reika

get more stuff like that on FH tbh :x
 

Howley

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rofl...v.good m8 :cheers:
if u add Ireland we can scout faster than the french..but we want veto too :D
 

Gargo

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Sorry Reika, but UK PWNZ J00!!!!!!!!!!
 

Muylaetrix

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one of the best posts in a long time :)

What about belgium ? together with france and germany, they where like the only other country who said FU against the US.

`Belgium says sorry nope, we don`t do anything without aproval from a game master. we don`t want to get banned for doing stuff against the CoC.`
 

Maoni

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Chrstffr said:
Name a war were Sweden havent been neutral? chicken shit motherfuckers! :)

tbh my history skillz sucks but we had errr vikings? =P
and one and another king was out conquering aswell

but in modern time Sweden is the support class in rvr =P
 

liloe

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Maoni said:
tbh my history skillz sucks but we had errr vikings? =P
and one and another king was out conquering aswell

but in modern time Sweden is the support class in rvr =P

asked a swede what kind of products they made in medieval and I guess I got the funniest answer ever =)

"Basically products made of copper and farming and ofc pillage" =))

Sweden...Nr. 1 industry in pillaging =)
 

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