Internet on the bus

[CorNokZ]

Now I can wank before school, while going to school and at school

Thank you Arriva for the free internet. Now supply me with free TP



In advance, thank you

The Creepy dude sitting in the back of 350S

 

[TdC]

if you're having a quiet, relaxing wank in a public place, and a small child appears near to you, will you get arrested?

 

[Jiggs]

You already broke the law before you got to the second part of the sentence!

 

[Sparx]

Thank you Arriva

Thats the company i work for, your welcome

 

[TdC]

You already broke the law before you got to the second part of the sentence!

dayum man, a brother's gotta masturbate

 

[Bahumat]

Haha we have Arriva buses in Essex

 

[fettoken]

"You people" wank wherever you go it seems? At a friends house, school, gf, parents.. and you probably do it shamelessly when people are around. perverts

 

[georgie]

You say it like it's a bad thing.

 

[Wonk]

Now I can wank before school, while going to school and at school

Thank you Arriva for the free internet. Now supply me with free TP



In advance, thank you

The Creepy dude sitting in the back of 350S

where's your school? I'm using 350s quite a lot too

 

[Huntingtons]

was gonna ask the same thing !

 

[kiliarien]

"You people" wank wherever you go it seems? At a friends house, school, gf, parents.. and you probably do it shamelessly when people are around. perverts

We're all wanking whilst reading this. HavEnjoy the mental image.

 

[Lamp]

a brother's gotta masturbate

get a machine to do it for you

just buy one of those cow milking machines
set the auto-power down to 12 hours
eat 412 oranges
pop a bottle of viagra
strap yourself up
navigate to your favourite xxx.com website
switch it on
relax

 

[fettoken]

We're all wanking whilst reading this. HavEnjoy the mental image.

rawr..

 

[Marc]

My mate knocked one out in the toilets of RBS whilst on work experience

 

[kiliarien]

My mate knocked one out in the toilets of RBS whilst on work experience

Proof indeed that banks spunk our money away. Or that he deposited one in the wank bank, that banks are a pile of wank etc. etc.

 

[TdC]

"You people" wank wherever you go it seems? At a friends house, school, gf, parents.. and you probably do it shamelessly when people are around. perverts

and you are trying to make what point?


*fap*

 

[Killswitch]

Perhaps this could become a new internet game. Who can find the most open internet access points and then wank over internet porn (to completion) at each one (without being arrested).

Just needs a catchy name like GeoCaching or FlashMobbing. WarFapping? NetFumbler? Suggestions on a postcard.

If anyone is in the Greater Manchester area and wants to make a start on this. Rochdale Football Club have an unsecured Wireless Access Point available in the TDS/Pearl Street Stand.

 

[Overdriven]

WarFapping sounds like an awesome activity.

 

[Sparx]

WarFapping sounds like an awesome activity.

that sounds like it should be done in a woods with paintball guns or something though

 

[Killswitch]

that sounds like it should be done in a woods with paintball guns or something though

I don't think that masturbation and firearms are a good combination...