Insomnia!

[Sissyfoo]

I got it (sort of) and I don't want it!! Does anyone have any good tips on how to get rid of it so I can get a decent sleep for a change?

Drugs, booze and some good lovin' are, sadly, not options.

I have a very healthy diet and I have cut right down on the amount of caffeine I am intaking but still no joy.

I...NEED...SLEEEEEEP!! ~goes insane~

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

When you cant get to sleep DONT do stuff.
Do you take naps during the day, or lay in really late at times?
The problem I used to have was that my room was too hot, even though i'd got used to it and didnt notice anymore, it kept me awake...
Close your fucking eyes!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

...or it could just be the usual problem that geeks get. You dont get enough exercise so you dont need to sodding sleep!

 

[Sissyfoo]

No chance to nap during the day and I can't sleep in late because of 'teh j0b'.

Gonna start the exercise thingy tomorrow! I am that desperate to get a good night's rest. :/

 

[Loxleyhood]

I am totally serious in what I am about to say. Have sex, wank, whatever. You'll fall asleep easy.

 

[swords]

I am totally serious in what I am about to say. Have sex, wank, whatever. You'll fall asleep easy.

Tis true. ^^
its to do with the hormones that are released.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

That ha sto be the best excuse ever when your mum catches you 'experimenting' late at night...

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yer...its also a great way to get rid of a headache (that excuse is no longer valid, ladies! ) but falling asleep isn't my problem. I fall asleep with no trouble and snooze for about 4 hours then I wake up and can't get BACK to sleep. :/ Tried warm milk and other various crappy techniques but none of them work.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Keep a box of tissues near by and then go to town, Charlie Brown.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Very well! I shall spank my monkey rotten tonight in the name of science and sanity! I will present my report tomorrow morning!

 

[Loxleyhood]

-Later that night-

 

[swords]

^^ Class

 

[Teren]

-Later that night-

AMAGAWD!

 

[Loxleyhood]

[cough]Reputation point.[/cough]

 

[Teren]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Loxleyhood again.

 

[Ala]

This has turned into a thread about wanking...... anyone else noticed?

Back on topic..

































































I think wanking is a great way to fall asleep really fast. ~thumbs up!~

 

[Sissyfoo]

Hmm...wonder why my doc didn't prescribe this. :/ ~sues NHS~

 

[Loxleyhood]

You probably just got this fun thread locked, Ala.

 

[Ala]

Oh well you can still wank....

they can't take that away from you

 

[Sissyfoo]

Not for lack of trying though!! ~shakes fist~

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

THEY MADE ME EDIT IT, THUS PROVING THE TRUTH!

[21:47:35] <Sharma> BI remove it before i do :|

(hes talking about my penis)

 

[Sharma]

You're really enjoying mis-quoting me arent you BI?

 

[supersaint]

Maybe it's your bed that's keeping you awake?Try the couch/sofa whatever,gets me all the time

 

[Chilly]

i dont know if this is heresey or not, but read ~looks shifty~ a book, i always read b4 bed and can never sleep ifi dont, PLUS it stops you thinking about not having paid your leccy bill or missed your deadline for x or y great escape from reality!

 

[Ala]

Yer, yer...reading is a good un!









































...then finish off with a wank

 

[Conchabar]

sad kids still find it funny to talk about wanking.. real men dont need to

on the other hand sissy take a blunt and u will fall asleep like a baby

 

[Dillinja]

Wanking is not the answer.

Toss yourself a good book, toss in a glass of water, then toss yourself into bed and toss yourself to sleep.

Actually, scratch that last one.

 

[Chilly]

sad kids still find it funny to talk about wanking.. real men dont need to

on the other hand sissy take a blunt and u will fall asleep like a baby

dont need to what? talk about it or actually wank?

 

[Ala]

Welcome back Dil! :wub:

 

[Sissyfoo]

Wanking is not the answer.

Toss yourself a good book, toss in a glass of water, then toss yourself into bed and toss yourself to sleep.

Actually, scratch that last one.

Wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!????????!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?! You're back?!