Ingame Jokes!

[Addlcove]

having a char in a rp guild and loving to tell jokes I´ve made some up (and altered a few others to fit ingame) feel free to add more

Q: why are so few male infiltrators married?
A: they always carry poison for desperate situations

Q: why are Furbolgs afraid of Hunters
A: they are famous for their hit an' hide tactics

(slightly of game this one)
Q: why are rockslides so common in midgard?
A: the trolls are all into rolling stones

Q: how many kobolds does it take to cover a roof?
A: 1, if you slice it thin enough
(thanks Damini )

Q: why did the dyslexic Lurikeen fear elves with bows?
A: he had received a note telling him to watch out for the eleven archers

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

How many Albs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just whine until Mythic nerf darkness

(Not quite in the game RP but what the hey )

 

[Addlcove]

Q: how many minstrels does it take to light a candle?
A: 3, one to do it, one to write a song, and one to compose a melody


(thansk Roo I knew I missed one from my repotoire but couldn´t remember it)

 

[Shanaia]

Q. Why are Trolls so scared of bakers?
A. Becuase they heard bakers make Jelly Trolls.

And yes I stole that one from Addlcove... his fault for not putting it up here imo

<runs and hides>

 

[Addlcove]

<laugh> I´ll get you for that

 

[Addlcove]

what did the dorf say when he awoke after being knocked out by a troll using a cup?

"durn it, I´ve been mug'ed!"