In The Barrows...

[Oro]

To the tune of In The Navy by Village People.


Where can you find pleasure
Search dungeons for treasure
Learn skillz mobology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
With cool itamz all can see
Where can you learn to play
Train the tricks your toon can do
Study fallen warriors
LFG! Please lend a hand!
Or sit and chat to chums
While you bang the power drums

In the Barrows
Where the necros gang bang mobs
In the Barrows
There are no mobs left to pull
In the Barrows
Might just cry, head's in my hands
In the Barrows, in the Barrows
Another PL'd alt needs rezzed
In the Barrows
Where the necros act like glands
In the Barrows
Come on and help your fellow man
In the Barrows
Where Avenger kills the noobs
In the Barrows, in the Barrows, in the Barrows (in the Barrows)

They want you, they want you
They want you just to leave their camp

If you like adventure
Don't bother to enter
The dungeon's overcamped
Don't you hesitate
To find another place to hunt
They're killing the mobs real fast
Maybe you are too young
To join groups today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
Make a necro to take care of things
Always a good ol' way
To level your toon they say.

In the Barrows
Where the necros gang bang mobs
In the Barrows
There are no mobs left to pull
In the Barrows
might just cry, head's in my hands
In the Barrows, in the Barrows
Another PL'd alt needs rezzed
In the Barrows
Where the necros act like glands
In the Barrows
Come on and help your fellow man
In the Barrows
Where Avenger kills the noobs
In the Barrows, in the Barrows, in the Barrows (in the Barrows)

They want you, they want you
They want you just to leave their camp

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you just to leave their camp

But, but but I need to level!
Hey, hey look
Man, I can't get a group anywhere else!

They want you, they want you out of here

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do for a group?

They want you, they want you out of here.

 

[Auser]

so true

 

[Pudzy]

lol Roo you own man \o/

 

[cHodAX]

Happens everytime Roo forgets to take his medication

 

[Toxx]

gosh darnit. aint he just the cutest little blighter!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl thats ace ....you up for being a eurovision entry next year with that one?

 

[Orenthal]

LOL Roo , That r0x

 

[Sycho]

Hahaha, give more roo!

 

[Oro]

Avalon City

(To the tune of Paradise City and if you don't know who its by you should be shot).

Sitting at entrance LFG for quite some time and it gets boring debuffing/diseasing for all the solo scouts there... so...





Take me down
To the Avalon City
Where clerics con green
And the draks ain't pretty
Throw a bone!
(Throw me a frickin' bone) x2

Just a cabby solo under the street
I'm a gimped case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So give me somethin' to hunt
Who you callin' a c... oh my bad you said runt
Once more I'm at the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the groups in this game
When I try to solo draks I always get dead
I don't have much Matter which for solo's a crime
And I didn't spec spirit not gone fotm this time

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Where mercs act green
And the draks ain't pretty
Oh wont you please give me group, yeah

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Where clerics con green
And the draks ain't pretty
Please give group

Sitting in the entrance of the city's west exit
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The group leaders say that they want an ice wiz
But there's 300 scouts here
And they're all LFG.

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Where the xp's sweet
but the groups are shitty
Throw me a bone, yeah

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Not a group I've seen
Bet the xp's pretty
Throw me a frickin' bone, yeah!

50 so far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

The Market group just been torn apart
Thats what they get for leaving cabby in street
GL said- we don't need no steenking gimp
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I got backup heals you idiot child.

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Where the players go green
If the pbae's pretty
No groups for me, no

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Where the groups want pallies
And the attitude's silly
Throw me a frickin' bone

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Not a single group seen
Now the draks look pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Got a drak for a wife
And the inlaws are scary
And now they took me home, home

I wanna go
I wanna go
Oh wont you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Now I'm wiping out groups
And the draks are pretty
This my home, yeah

Take me down
To the Avalon City
Kill the groups I've seen
And the draks are happy
MU-HA-HA-HA-(TM)

Take them down
Take them down
Oh won't you please take them down
I wanna keel
I wanna keel
Oh won't you please feed me groups

I wanna sssslay
I wanna sssslay
Kill those groups

Take groups down
In the Avalon City
Where the grass is green
And the draks are pretty
Leave my home, yeah

Take me down
To the Avalon city
Getting nice RP
And the draks are pretty
OH, this is my new home, yeah

Take me down
I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home

 

[cHodAX]

Three cheers for Roo and a kick in the nuts for good luck

 

[Shike]

rofl, dats some funkeh stuff ye got goin there Roo

 

[Dakkath]

Omg

Damn, they're amusing and all too true..

I think someone has FAR too much time on their hands

 

[Oro]

I think someone has FAR too much time on their hands

LFG AC entrance... oooooh yeh

Actually in the end gave up and went to solo... in Barrows :S

 

[punchy]

Hey you missed an obvious donor song Roo...

"In the wight (white) room..." (Cream)

xD

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

I knew there was a good thing when roo defected