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old.user4556

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Holy shit.

Mind you, I romp in the night with my mrs, sometimes I can't remember it.
 

ECA

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I knew you looked a bit rapey G.
 

Cerb

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Holy shit.

Mind you, I romp in the night with my mrs, sometimes I can't remember it.

I've had this as well. Usually happens on nights when we are both pissed and do the business right before we fall asleep. What usually happens is some time the next afternoon she asks ".......did we have sex in the middle of the night last night?" Me: "......I'm not sure, I think so but I was mostly asleep".
 

Chilly

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it'd be more amusing if you both did it fully unaware and suddenly she got pregnant and then you have a massive row cos you know you've worn a jonny every time and so she was obviously a cheating tart.
 

Cerb

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Hahahaha. Well, luckily she's on the pill so *fingers crossed* that doesn't happen.
 

Wazzerphuk

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If you get lots of girly mates and guy mates to back you up and say you tried to fuck them in the night various times, you'd be pretty much 'proving' you have sexomnia or whatever it's called. So, to ECA: it's doable.
 

Sparx

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what want to know is why was a 43 year iold man allowing a 16 year old girl share his bed if he knew he had sexomnia in the first place? he knew fine well hye wanted to stick her one.

Also ive lost count the amount of times i woke up in th middle of the night aroused
 

Ormorof

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hehe yeah the "she was sick and had a fever, its cooler in my bed..." line was a bit err... what the fuck? :p
 

Huntingtons

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what want to know is why was a 43 year iold man allowing a 16 year old girl share his bed if he knew he had sexomnia in the first place? he knew fine well hye wanted to stick her one.

Also ive lost count the amount of times i woke up in th middle of the night aroused
i second this emotion!
 

Fafnir

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I've had this as well. Usually happens on nights when we are both pissed and do the business right before we fall asleep. What usually happens is some time the next afternoon she asks ".......did we have sex in the middle of the night last night?" Me: "......I'm not sure, I think so but I was mostly asleep".
Well that happens when both are way to drunk.. its not this "disorder"

If you get lots of girly mates and guy mates to back you up and say you tried to fuck them in the night various times, you'd be pretty much 'proving' you have sexomnia or whatever it's called. So, to ECA: it's doable.
Doubt that would fly, he had Dr Chris Idzikowski, the director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre and founder of the British Sleep Society, that testified.
 

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