Immortality?

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old.Connor

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Check out http://www.lvcm.com/highman Take some time to look at the thousands of testimonies there, personally I think it's possible, and only 20 bucks to try them out, even if they don't preserve your age forever htey give you tons of energy is what everyone is saying.
 
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Embattle

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Please believe me. Everything you read is true and is important. Now people do not have to age anymore.
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Yes why not :rolleyes:

Put a shower curtain ring on your finger and you won't age.....hmm sort of like when John Candy sells shower curtain rings as ear rings in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

$25 for a set of shower curtain rings is a bit expensive..perhaps you should make you website look a little bit better with all that money you get from the stupid people who believe you.

BTW Alex does look 30 in that picture.
 
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old.Rostam

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waiting for that site to load feels like forever.
Alex at 30 hahahahahahahhahaha is that suposed to be incouraging, hahahahahahahahahahahah

what fucking fund is
United Negro college fund
I belive that term is hardly used now days, that can't be real.

HEHHE like the pie chart!
goof luck with the new device!
It amused me.

p.s hahahahha people should read his solution to world peace heheh the guy is amazing hahahahhahah
 
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nothing

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trying to stop ageing with a shower curtain ring is like trying to stop the earth with three ball bearings, a pot of grease and a cocktail stick.
 
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old.charliealpha

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Originally posted by Connor
Check out http://www.lvcm.com/highman Take some time to look at the thousands of testimonies there, personally I think it's possible, and only 20 bucks to try them out, even if they don't preserve your age forever htey give you tons of energy is what everyone is saying.
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fuck off?
 
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old.Kez

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Originally posted by mungo_jerry
trying to stop ageing with a shower curtain ring is like trying to stop the earth with three ball bearings, a pot of grease and a cocktail stick.
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They thaid it wath impothible, but I thowed them!

bwahahahahaha, etc.

:)
 
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Moving Target

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i stopped with only a spoon and a pencil!
 
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Mr B

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FAO the person who started this thread:

a) We are not Americans
b) We are not Americans
c) We are not Americans

I'm just curious as to why this bloke who has apparently the solution to eternal youth and the world energy crisis is such a complete kak-handed n00b at HTML...

If he's no good at something simple like that, what's the chances of him being able to give you eternal youth?

thx.

I clicked through but took out your id # so you won't have registered any hits - I advise everyone else to do likewise.

:D

B (professional killjoy and procrastinator by appointment to HRH Princess Margaret)
 
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nothing

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Theoretically it is possible to put someone into cryogenic stasis - all you have to do is freeze them fast enough so the ice crystals that form in their blood and cells aren't small enough to burst the cells. Theoretically.
Theoretically it's possible to move the earth with a pot of grease, three ball bearings and a cocktail stick.
 
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nothing

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Two hypothetical situations
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do?
If you also knew God existed, then what would you do?
 
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Wij

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In both cases I'd be quite miffed. In the first, the thought that it's all over would really bring down my day. In the second, the thought of having my bottom poked in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity would prey on my mind to such an extent I might be hampered from my b33r enjoyment :(
 
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Wazzerphuk

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In either situation I'd spend it with the people that mean the most to me. No point worrying about anything, as it cannot be changed, so, for me, just enjoy the time I have, and make sure people I care about KNOW I care about them and stuff.
 
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Moving Target

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I would be happy! It means I could kill someone and have an excuse! :D I think God exists neway but I wouldnt worry coz he just sits on his arse all day
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Dudda
u poked ur eye's put with the pencil
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No its often reffered to as lead in your pencil...so the pencil must be.......
 
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old.Vectrex

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Strangely enough, I was in the pub the other with some mates and we were all a bit drunk. We got into a 'deep' pub conversation and one of the questions that came up was if someone said they could tell you where, when and how you were going to die, would you want to know?

If it was me I would because at least then you know how long you have left, so can plan what you want to do and make sure you do everything before you die.

As for the god bit...hmmmm. It wouldn't change how I live my life if I knew for sure that God actually existed. I really don't think there is a 'god' anyway - if people need other people telling them how to live their lives then leave them to it I say. It's just another method of control over the masses in the West, and it generally just causes a load of hassle and deaths when ppl wage Jihad wars etc...All a bit silly if you ask me.

Dave
 
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Wij

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Why should I care even if there was a powerful deity up there ? What right has he got to judge me ? I didn't appoint him as my conscience. I trust that to my fellow human beings (sometimes :D) Not some pie in the sky weirdo dude :)

Sorry religious ppl. You are entitled to your opinions too, mine are different tho :)
 
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