Im really sorry

Laddey

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If its old, or you don't find it funny. I have to contribute to FHOT so here it goes.

Mary had a little snatch, a teeny tiny hole, johnny couldn't fit it in, his massive manly pole. He greased her up squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit, but nothing seemed to work for him, the dam thing would not fit! So mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass, and just as she was passing out he shoved it up her ass!

I just got it on my phone and i laughed hard
 

Deebs

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Sigh, Laddey you remind me of when I turned five.
 

Edmond

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rofl, never heard it b4 :lol:
 

Deebs

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dont be silly, no one can remember that far back, its b4 records began

****. I meant when I was ten...

ps. Been round the back yet? I need to have it installed and finished before Xmas, Michelle has decided that I am doing it this year.

Btw, got her glass?

pps. Sorry for hijacking the thread but Edmond is a qualified GLASS person.
 

Edmond

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bit pre- occupied, read my blog....
 

Uara

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Wow, thts not good!! thank goodness you had some friends who forced you to go to hospital!! Gotta love those mis-shapes tho!
 

Deebs

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Read ya blog and replied.
 

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Laddey and Deebs,
Sitting in a tree
T-R-O-L-L-I-N-G
First comes spam,
Then comes ban,
The Laddey goes down on Deebs to be unbanned.
 

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