I'm off

[Clown]

No internet.

Screw you mother fuckers!

 

[Louster]

Hey! Clown! So does that make it an UN-ternet!!! Ha ha! Just my little joke.

 

[Ardrias]

Shame, I enjoyed your posts on the tech boards. First someone decides to powertrip and then you lose internet. Bleh.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

*Βραβείο* !!



Αποκήρυξη: Το βραβείο είναι πλασματικό.

 

[Dillinja]

No internet?! How the hell did you make the thread then?

Laters Clown.

 

[Wij]

I've been there m8.

































:touchup:

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What did the in-laws think of you after your stay then?

What about the turds?

 

[Gil]

*Βραβείο* !!



Αποκήρυξη: Το βραβείο είναι πλασματικό.

All greek to me, ( or cyrillic*)






*sic

 

[Clown]

HAAAAAAAAAAH, you should be so lucky.
I tried a test run of what I would do when I lost the internet and turned on the computer as soon as I got home... It was raining, innit. I suck. What the hell am I going to do in a month when I have no internet...

 

[Gil]

Learn juggling?

 

[jaba]

near constant masturbation?

 

[Gil]

near constant masturbation?

Oi That's my party piece!

Expains why I dont get invited to many parties

 

[Cask]

Loiter outside McDonald's?

 

[Wij]

What did the in-laws think of you after your stay then?

What about the turds?

Luckily I save up for really big poos about twice a week (used to be once a fortnight but I was told that was unhealthy) so I managed to do them all at work

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Luckily I save up for really big poos about twice a week (used to be once a fortnight but I was told that was unhealthy) so I managed to do them all at work

How can you only poo twice a week? That's wrong :<

 

[Mazling]

Pics

 

[Wij]

How can you only poo twice a week? That's wrong :<

Just don't go

You obviously have poor sphincter muscles !

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Just don't go

You obviously have poor sphincter muscles !

Not at all: I can go twice a week, not a problem. I'm often in places where a toilet visit is not possible, or viable. It just gets uncomfortable after a while - and you think to yourself is it really worth it? And only at festivals/raves is it worth not pooing if you can start to feel it...

 

[Wij]

No. It increases the pleasure if you ensure it's fully baked and can feel the turtle's nose pushing. I don't go until my farts stink exactly like having a shit inserted into your nose. Then I know I'm ready to empty my arse.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I feel so sorry for the people that work near you.

 

[Wij]

they love it.

bitches.

HAVE SOME !!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

My work would probably kill you on sight.

They think I'm grimey.

 

[Trem]

No. It increases the pleasure if you ensure it's fully baked and can feel the turtle's nose pushing. I don't go until my farts stink exactly like having a shit inserted into your nose. Then I know I'm ready to empty my arse.

*fap*

 

[Wij]

*fap*

*fart*