Wij's arse is still mine. Don't anyone get any ideas. That baby thing is just a fad. He'll be back spooging in my ear in no time.
I no longer love Teedles since he skanked me off for some cheap hooker when I was in 'Dam. Although that was over 5 years ago now, you'd think that I would have forgotten. Well, I'm secretly an elephant brain squeezed into the slender 9 stone example of human perfection that I appear to you, mere mortals.
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