I'm Not Sticking It In THAT

[Gurnox]

Me: No, do you think we should? I mean, on a first date and all

Chenin Blanc Chardonnay: But we go so well together

Me: But.... It feels wrong.

CBC: Just think of how long my grapes have been maturing under the sun

Me: But I promised Beer......

CBC: Forget about beer. Imagine my cool fresh bouquet sliding down your aesophagus.

Me: I admit it's tempting

CBC: Take me. Supress your gag reflex and let me be as one with your digestive tract and bloodstream.

Me: But what of tomorrow? You will dehydrate me and leech valuable enzymes and vitamins from my bloodstream.

CBC: Surely you have room in your kidneys and liver to process me?

Me: YES! TAKE ME! I CARE NOT FOR TOMORROW

CBC [off camera]: Little does he know..........

 

[Stazbumpa]

You're not gay are you?

 

[Gurnox]

You're not gay are you?

Why do you ask? Do you feel a strange stirring *DOWN THERE*?

 

[Apathy]

Since when did gay become pubic lice?

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[mank!]

Gurnox rocks

 

[Panda On Smack]

For the 2nd time in the last 2 mnutes i agree with mank