hurry up then
ack fuckbox!...and going to live here:
Begorrah! Jay-sus, shoite, gowan, gowan, gowan etc. (Getting out of my system now or they'll kill me).
Aww, you've been waiting a week for a comeback line haven't you? Bless. You probably need a lie down after all that exertion.
I don't remember most of the shit I post.
Read: Knocked up one of the Anne Summers girls at the Christmas Party, running off to hide in the potato fields before the paternity test court order hits the doormat.Irish girlfriend/interesting new job/growing desire to get the fuck out of the UK.
TdC you are scaring a poor girl!!
Just hope you make/have plenty of moolah Gaff, Dublin is, as they say, "A dear* hole".
*As in expensive.
nevar!!1
*makes gas-mask breathing noises*