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Sockstuff

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This spider was in my room last night in the shadows and it's a quick bugger and wouldn't die.

I then get home this evening and its waiting outside my bedroom for me.

spidersmall.jpg
*clicky*
 

Damini

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Thought this thread was going to be about Kenny :)

Those spiders do seem to be a Kentish thing. Never saw them before I moved down here, and then in my last house they were everywhere in the summer. I found one of my mates (6ft 3, so quite a big lad) cowering in the toilets because one had come between him and the door.
 

TdC

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Bye Socky it was nice knowing you :)
 

Sockstuff

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Damini said:
Thought this thread was going to be about Kenny :)

Those spiders do seem to be a Kentish thing. Never saw them before I moved down here, and then in my last house they were everywhere in the summer. I found one of my mates (6ft 3, so quite a big lad) cowering in the toilets because one had come between him and the door.

Its the speed of the things that get me. That and they can jump.

*screams like a 5 year old girl*
 

Sharma

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I would faint if I saw something like that in front of me.

Spiders make me feel like I want to die if they actually touch me. :x
 

Deacan

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Had one like that on the wall next to the stairs, the thing was huge.

Had a really big leg span, but in the end I wanted to go the fridge so I smished it with my shoe.
 

cHodAX

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Sockstuff said:
This spider was in my room last night in the shadows and it's a quick bugger and wouldn't die.

I then get home this evening and its waiting outside my bedroom for me.

View attachment 2947
*clicky*

Fuck me that's a whopper! :eek:
 

Furr

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Yeh you get alot of those around the south, they might be coming indoors cause the weather is getting bad. They scare the shit of of me, and yes the are bloody fast....
 

bigbb

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Huntingtons said:
^_^ cute

but i guess im a spider guy :eek:

width?

No no. I'm sorry, it's impossible to call that 'cute'. I've spent about 30seconds studying that photo and it plainly is not cute.

I tried, It's not. Sorry.
 

tris-

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imagine while you were sleeping, it jumped up on your face.

then stuck those mahoosive fangs into your eye ball. and all the white stuff came out and you woke up and some of the white stuff went in your mouth, and you tasted the white stuff.

imagine that :eek:
 

cHodAX

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tris- said:
imagine while you were sleeping, it jumped up on your face.

then stuck those mahoosive fangs into your eye ball. and all the white stuff came out and you woke up and some of the white stuff went in your mouth, and you tasted the white stuff.

imagine that :eek:

Rofl, you have serious mental health issues Tris, you are a star :D
 

Earl

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Sharma said:
I would faint if I saw something like that in front of me.

Spiders make me feel like I want to die if they actually touch me. :x


*Makes note on assasin diary along side "Blair has a weak heart"*
 

Tom

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tris- again.

Fuck this board and its stupid rules! :eek:
 

Deacan

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Gah, you're all wimps, that thing is more scared of you.

Put it in a jar and keep it as a pet, that way you can get used to the buggers.
 

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