Im a n00b

[old.SHY-FX]

Hi,
I know I'm a n00b, and I just thought I would make a post about all the cheats in EF, its got nothing to do with the fact I suck balls at EF because I am the greatest player in the world, and if anyone can beat me they must be cheating, because to beat a super n00b like myself, is surly imposible.

I know people cheat in Ef because

1. I have used the autoaim in a public barrysworld server, with a 100% hit rate, I was at the top of the tower in voy1 and fired the photon at someone on the other tower and it made a kill, even with my 200 ping. I'm sorry I cant give you any proof because...errr.... errr *I am lying fuckwit cocksucking n00b* whoops did I say that?

2. When I shoot people 100 times even if I am missing and they have a health pack, 200 health and 200 armour they dont die. *I know i suck but I'm so stupid I actually beleive that to beat me they must be cheating* whoops did I say that?

3. Everytime I get the flag I die. Must be because someone presses the lag server bind when I get the flag *Although it might be because if a fucking n00b who runs his ef at 1600x1200 at 32 bit colour on a p200 voodoo2 with a 56k modem.........* whoops did I say that?

4.They just cheat. Cheats, cheats, cheats. They do, they do *No they really do* Whoops did I say that?

5. I am not a lamer, I am not a lamer, I am not a lamer *I am a lamer* whoops did I say that?

6. I have an exciting social life *I am always in my dark bedroom, with my little beady eyes* whopps did I say that?

7. I am not a lamer *I am a lamer* whoops did I say that?

8. I am the best *I am the worst and I know it* whoops did I say that?

9. I did have proof but I'm such a good member of the EF community I deleted it even before my older 16 year old sister saw it *I am a lying fuckwit n00b that would love to get my hands on a cheat just so once only once I could own someone, anyone* whoops did I say that?

10. I did have proof, no really I did *I have no proof but I'll make it up just to add weight to my n00bness lack of skillz. I just wish a cheat would be revealed so I could say "now thats why i was getting beaten"* whoops did I say that?

11. Please god can you, in your power reveal a cheat to the world? I know I'm the best, I really am the best *Please god, make a cheat, place it in the worlds view, I know I suck at EF but I need something to make me feel better about myself* whoops did I say that?


SHY-FX hes a fucking cheat!!!

STFU n00b!!!

 

[old.crashpaddy]

and that was directed at the whole of the EFPA right shy?

 

[old.SHY-FX]

Listen to me, if there were any cheats out there I would know, I have played EF since it came out and have played it shitloads and know the game inside out and there isnt a player in EF that I can say is a cheater.
I play duels a fair bit and yea I get beaten, but when I do get beaten I dont put it down to cheating, I put it down to the fact they played well and I played shit, simple as that.

There isnt a player in the whole of EF that cheats, if there was they would be owning duels and ctf which no bodys does like me j/k

Theres hardly anyone even playing EF and you think people are gonna fuck about writting code to cheat? Get real you mong head.

You think raven are gonna write a patch for a non exsistent cheat for a game only 100 people play, get real, there gonna laugh at you.

Anyway when Jedi Knight comes out everyones going to that game so all you n00bs can rule over all the other n00bs, then when there are 10 people left playing and your one of the best players you will have other n00bs call you a cheat everyday, 10 seconds after you enter a server. See how much you like it then.

Why dont people face facts? your either a good gamer or a shit one, cheat accusers are shit ones, in EF anyways.

I cant figure out how all you people think your gonna be one of the best players in EF, I dont think that if I buy clapped out mini(56k) and drive once a week I'm gonna win the Formula One againts David Coulthaud do I, or is he a cheat as well?

 

[old.Soupeh]

"omg u cheating faggot looser, what the fuck...how'd you know I was there bullshit wallhacker" Can I be a n00b too?

 

[old.crashpaddy]

JFHC! i have been playing it since day one as well mate,and i have also played it shitloads as have all the other members in EFPA.all are excellent players and probably own on duel/CTF as well but yet they have these problems as well.

now we have seen players like yourself,wrld,CCC etc and never once called anyone a cheat.no one has been accused of being a cheat by us and no one will be.the point is we know skill when we see it.if we saw someone who cheated then we would never accuse them unless we had total proof and thats what the EFPA is all about!.............finding proof and informing the right people about it (rather than informing the EF community as a whole which was our original choice).

btw all this talk of JK2 taking all the players away from EF is the biggest bunch of pfffffffft.christ i have rtcw,mohaa,C&C tiberian sun,armada,CS,hl,of etc and i still play them on regular occasions.new and old games will play along each other for a few years regardless of how good the new games are compared to the old ones.

 

[old.SHY-FX]

quote "Why dont people face facts? your either a good gamer or a shit one, cheat accusers are shit ones, in EF anyways" maybe your one of the shit ones?

Yea find me some players that are part of your stupid little group that own me in duel or ctf m8, there wont be any because no half decent player would be so stupid

quote "finding proof and informing the right people about it"

m8 you dont need proof do you? Didnt you say you had a bot and had used/deleted it? or have you forgetting that fairy tale?

JFHC is a joke and anyone who is part of it ("part of it" lol i cant beleive what I just said) is a moron, and I doubt anyone I know would even entertain such bullshit

I didnt say JK was gonna take all the players I said all the good players who are sick of owning n00bs in EF

 

[old.crashpaddy]

Originally posted by SHY-FX
quote "Why dont people face facts? your either a good gamer or a shit one, cheat accusers are shit ones, in EF anyways" maybe your one of the shit ones?

yeah !maybe! i'm one of the shit ones,compared to you...............or maybe i haven't got an overinflated ego!funny how someone can comment on someone else gamestyle when they know sod all about them.thing is i have seen you play and i know about you as i've not always been crashpaddy your commenting on someone you haven't got a clue about!

Yea find me some players that are part of your stupid little group that own me in duel or ctf m8, there wont be any because no half decent player would be so stupid

well thats upto them to decided when they see the post,maybe you might get a few offers. lol and lets get this right............are you not in or been part of MAS at one point in time,i seem to remember a fairly recent post on thier forum.lol so basically you are calling one of thier players crap oh and not forgeting the pmp:// member as well........................*big DOH! from shy*


quote "finding proof and informing the right people about it"
m8 you dont need proof do you? Didnt you say you had a bot and had used/deleted it? or have you forgetting that fairy tale?

finding proof of other cheats idiot! bloody hell

JFHC is a joke and anyone who is part of it ("part of it" lol i cant beleive what I just said) is a moron, and I doubt anyone I know would even entertain such bullshit

roflmao my god EFPA idiot! now whose the moron?

I didnt say JK was gonna take all the players I said all the good players who are sick of owning n00bs in EF

now then aren't we sounding eliteist!!!! my god it's so sad when players can't play a fun game because new people want to play the game.it's sad really!
tell you what why don't you go out and create or hire a servers for your group of "elite" players and play with each other? congratulations !you! have just made the better players in EF sound like right wankers

 

[old.SHY-FX]

i think you have the over inflated ego, thats why you call people cheats because you cant understand how someone is better than you.

And your point about MAS players and pmp? I couldnt give a toss about that, anyone who is part of iyour little group must need there heads testing, and I still say that.

finding proof of "other" cheats? You havent given any proof of it even exsisting in the firt place you moron, let alone "other" cheats, wheres the first cheat?

EFPA, JFHC is all a load of bullshit letters that amount to nothing.

quote "my god it's so sad when players can't play a fun game because new people want to play the game" the problem isnt new people wanting to play, it cocksuckers like you that call people that arent n00bs cheats and hurl insults non stop ie abuse=no fun

Im not sure if your trying to make people think im anti newbie, i know a know a lot of n00bs and we play deuls etc together cause they want to learn how to play, but there not n00bs that go round with there head up there ass's, they like what they see, speak to me, ask how the hell I do the stuff I do and we become friends. Some of those n00bs are now shit hot players, from practise they didnt give up and rant cheat, cheat

They look'n'learn not look'n'burn

 

[old.crashpaddy]

god how many times have i said this FFS!

i'll shout it out for you so maybe you can get it through into your thick brain!

I HAVE NEVER ACCUSED ANYONE OF BEING A CHEAT!

all that has happened is myself and many other players have noticed funny things happen in a game.we have researched and found out that cheats are possible through coding! we haven't said any one person cheats,we haven't even specifically said that the cheats are used by anyone,who knows who maybe using one or not FFS!

the only person with the problem is you! accusing someone who has been palying the game since day 1 of UK release of being a n00b and a person who calls people cheats! WTF do you know!if you have seen me accuse someone specifically of cheating then show everyone proof

all i have done is researched and found out that cheats are possible

all your doing is commenting on a subject i doubt you have read through and twisting it around!

 

[old.The Nullifier]

story changes again....

 

[old.crashpaddy]

go on then quote the change in story mate!

 

[old.SHY-FX]

wtf does this say then?

quote "finding proof of other cheats idiot! bloody hell "

you know what "other" means? surely that means there was 1 in the first place?

 

[old.crashpaddy]

other cheats than the ones we already know can be done!

 

[old.SHY-FX]

ohh I see

You mean the ones you have made up that can be done?

Your pathetic

 

[old.likkle_mini_me_]

I am writing to express my dismay and concern over CrashPaddy's mendacious, grumpy ramblings. To address this in a pedantic manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions. For instance, it is unmistakably a fact that it's unfortunate that CrashPaddy has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped. Almost everyone will agree that he has never been able to assimilate and accept the humane ideals, civilized aims, and social aspirations of his peers, but we must raise several issues about his demonic cock-and-bull stories that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic. Only then can a society free of his inhumane expedients blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: He does not merely make incorrect leaps of logic. He does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically.

CrashPaddy says that he has the mandate of Heaven to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely inarticulate and baleful lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by CrashPaddy's foot soldiers. There are rumors circulating that he knows perfectly well that I don't trust sordid, insolent big-mouths, so let me just clarify something: Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, his stories about denominationalism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility.

When I say that the CrashPaddy-induced era of sham and deceit and pretense will draw to a close eventually, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with. This is a common fallacy held by chauvinistic troublemakers. He says that he defends the real needs of the working class. Should we care that large numbers of uneducated insurrectionists actually believe such disruptive things? Should we try to convince them otherwise? I don't think so. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that you may be wondering why the most whiney perjurers I've ever seen latch onto his stances. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why I can guarantee the readers of this letter that even if one is opposed to cocky unilateralism (and I myself am), then surely, if CrashPaddy can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. Now that this letter is over, I, for one, pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that CrashPaddy's priorities are inverted.
It's people like you CrashPaddy that make good people that used to play this game ever since it came out to delete or not even play EF like they used to. Personally I think you need to shut your mouth you have nothing good to say I swear I think all you do is copy and pasteyour old posts for your new posts to whoever replies to your lame attempts to say there are cheats for EF. All you do is talk and quite frankly its getting old and boring so GET A LIFE!:sleeping:
likkle_mini_me_ aka MonkeyNutz

 

[old.SHY-FX]

 

[old.The Nullifier]

/me reinstalls ef so he can sinipe wingers with a high degree of accuracy and taunt them with childish remarks about aimbots

 

[old.likkle_mini_me_]

GOOOOOOOOOO Nulli you kick some ass I really hate when you snipe but just as long as its not me then i'll be happy then Better watch out you'll be called a cheat with an aimbot whatever that is Hmmm I like posting I'm glad you told me how to Matt aka Nulli thanks. Considering some people have an intelligence of an (Wadada) I just thought you would like to know Nulli is Matt . Toodles.