If your in a bind and you need a friend...

[old.Luap2]

My pledge to all you other forum lurkers and spammers.

When you are sad,.......I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,....I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,...I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,..I will use little words to explain it to your thick head.

When you are sick.......I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall...........I will point and laugh at you.

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Cheers mate! I appreciate that.

 

[Testin da Cable]

thanx d00d.

next time I puke I'll think of you.

-tdc

 

[old.TUG]

Seeing as I have a PROPER post count (sure emb will come along and make me feel small in a min!) I must say that is very thoughtful for you to have posted! Many, many thanks and it's seriously appreciated! Glad someone will hold me head whilst I puke some mouldy pizza covered in curry sauce and ice cream along with 200000000 pints of red bull and vodka and stella and mars milk shake down the bog