If you were a Hamster...

[Wij]

...at a celebrity coke-snorting party, whose arse would you least like to be inserted into ?

 

[dysfunction]

I dont want to be a hamster....

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd like to be inserted into Laetitia Casta's bum please. I'd like that regardless of being a hamster tbh.

 

[Wij]

But who would you LEAST like...

 

[dysfunction]

What was the middle thing again?

 

[WPKenny]

I'd least like to be inserted into Bernhard Manning's arse.

 

[Stazbumpa]

Bernard Manning's.


No question.



Ooooh, me and Kenny appear to have posted that at exactly the same time. Scary.:uhoh:

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by Stazbumpa
Bernard Manning's.


No question.



Ooooh, me and Kenny appear to have posted that at exactly the same time. Scary.:uhoh:

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

 

[Stazbumpa]

I can't find the door.

 

[mank!]

Mo Mowlam's

 

[GDW]

Interesting and useless piece of information, but you insert the hamster by way of a plastic tube or empty toilet roll tube.

 

[nath]

An empty toilet roll tube wouldn't be able to hold anyone but Aurora Snows anus open tbh. Anyone not as loose as her would simply crush it :|

 

[dysfunction]

And then take the tube out for a more interesting event?

 

[Wij]

And you get it out with a cat. Then you need a dog to chase the cat out. It gets a bit silly from this point on...

 

[GDW]

Yes the tube is apparently removed, and said hamster dies of assfixyation. Dont need a cat silly you just shit it out . doh!11!

 

[mank!]

Why do you know this?

 

[nath]

I just noticed, Mank you have a sig of DAoC like lameness.

Change it. Please :/

 

[dysfunction]

I think he's been assimilated...

 

[Trancor]

If I was a hampster I would refuse all invitations to celebrity partys. Better safe than sorry! But if I had to avoid one it would be that fat guy from pop Idol, you could be lost up there forever!

 

[GDW]

Originally posted by mank!
Why do you know this?

Passing laddish conversation at party

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
But who would you LEAST like...

Miss Casta is the only acceptable one. all others are no-go pls. besides, I have the idea that I don't know any current brit celebs tbh.

 

[whipped]

Least like to be put up Callista Flockharts arse. Way to small and tight, you'd be crushed before getting any fun.

Most like to be put up that fat bird from Emmerdale that now hosts You've been Framed. Mainly for the opposite reasons to above.

 

[nath]

It'd be so bloody sweaty though :\

 

[whipped]

Ah, but think of all the room to run around, with no chance of sufforcating.

 

[nath]

Suffocating in a tight arse vs drowning in a sweaty one.

I know which I'd prefer..

 

[Pac^]

Least like to be put up Callista Flockharts arse. Way to small and tight, you'd be crushed before getting any fun.

Ya more likely to choke on the cobwebs and tumbleweed b4 getting crushed.

 

[whipped]

I dunno, I reckon that Matthew Broderick is a right dirty fucker.

 

[mank!]

There's something very wrong with you Whipped :[

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by GDW
Interesting and useless piece of information, but you insert the hamster by way of a plastic tube or empty toilet roll tube.

And apparently the practice is called "Felching"

And I would least like to be inserted into the anus of Wij.

Quite what Wij would be doing at a celebrity party is beyond me - probably inserting himself into Mr. Mannings anus (without the tube)

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
And apparently the practice is called "Felching"

I thought that was something else far more disgusting to be talked about on these fine forums...